Confessions

[Kalekemo]

I apply what I see in rally videos when I drive. let's say the police still patrol my old driving roads.

Here's a good tip:

Never play any of the Burnout games and then go out driving... You get strong urges to smash into cars

[MakingLoveWithMyEgo]

I remember being in the car very shortly after playing Burnout: Paradise for hours and all I could think was "...we could probably hit that jump."

[Kalekemo]

Yeah, it's alarming how much of an impact that game can have on your driving

[Chekt]

I remember when I would go through times when I would plat GTA ridiculous anounts. THAT GAME can really fuck up your driving.

"I'm sure I can car-jack that dude than do a drive-by on that group of cars..."

[DoNotDelete]

I too often try to run before I can walk - and I stumble and fall - hard.

Or if you prefer an alternative metaphor:

I forever have to many irons in the fire - and I keep getting burned.

[Exeres]

I remember when I would go through times when I would plat GTA ridiculous anounts. THAT GAME can really fuck up your driving.

"I'm sure I can car-jack that dude than do a drive-by on that group of cars..."

It was scary how I thought while driving after playing long stretches of GTA.

[Captain_Nick]

I think doing that with Saints Row is funnier, because the driving in that game is so over-the-top

[Exeres]

I bet I could jump that hot-dog cart.

[Stranaton]

if I double tap the gas pedal, I do a wheelie and flames shoot off the tires.

[Exeres]

Cops catch me speeding? Go faster and outrun them.

[Captain_Nick]

Red Light? What does that mean?

[Stranaton]

Red Light? What does that mean?

If you've played any games from the Driver series, you know never to run a red light.
the police will begin ramming immediately

[Gryewolf]

Sometimes I think the people in my head actualy have feelings and are sentient.

[Falconer Lombard]

I've recently begun sleepwalking. I still haven't found one of the various stuffed sharks my sister sends me after a morning of waking up finding them scattered about the room.

[DoNotDelete]

Some days I just want to draw naked monster ladies.

Why do you think I became an artist?

For that very reason.

What have I ended up drawing very little of?

Naked monster ladies.


What the hell happened here?