AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What was your excuse? That you were washing your dick off or something?

No excuse.

Guy walked in, saw me and stopped. I said "What's up," and nodded. He said hey and went about his business.

If you don't shit in the shower then you're a scrub.
Shitting in the shower is fucking elder-god tier status.

Impossible to clean.

Also: what the fuck is wrong with you.

Pissing in the sink is a tradition among guys studying in Leuven. You have to have done it at least once.

Maybe a bit of background: almost all hired rooms have a sink in them, but a common bathroom down the hall or something. So peeing in your sink if you're too tired/drunk/stoned to reach the bathroom is acceptable (although probably not by the landlord).

I like peeing in the shower
I peed in the sink once when I went to an overnight camp thing at a college. Stayed in their dorms. It was pretty cash.
It was funny because there is a tradition for going there where all the seniors poop into a pizza box and then give it to the freshman.
I made sure to uphold that tradition

I was not aware that this was the TMI thread

We're confessing our... traditions?

I didn't order a pizza...

WITH SAUSAGE!

One year they didn't have a pizza box, so one guy used a Pringles Can. That was my freshman year

Apparently I have nothing to do at all without AZ, so I'm just gonna not use the Minties thread anymore instead of not going here period
I think I am addicted to AZ

We all are, to some extent

I've failed AZ rehab three times now.

I've actually accidentally opened AZ in two separate tabs.

When I was with my ex-girlfriend still, I sent Vaxidd a long, sappy, romantic goodnight text intended for her. I sat there wondering why she didn't respond until I received a text back saying something to the effect of "Oh baby, you know what I like". Awkwards were had by all.


That happened about 5 more times over the course of that relationship...