Confessions

[SpaceCaptain]

I want to report Merlin for only have 50% of Carl Sagan's face in his signature.

But the report will go straight to Merlin, and Carl Sagan's face will likely remain halved.

Carl Sagan's face

Carl Sagan's Face

[Sloth]

I once snuck into the womans restroom because the men's was out of soap.

The woman's restroom was too.

[John Craft]

It's easy for me to fall in love
be a girl who has the funny gene and god will I be all yours I'll lick your socks
be a girl who laughs when I say a joke and you'll be a friend
be a girl and I'll start sweating like crazy and stuttering and saying to you nice things that police would consider as harassment

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

I can't see the Heavy without thinking of Fooflyer
So that post was pretty daisies strange for me

Yep same thing here.

[Nachalnik]

did he have the same avatar or something?

[Fooflyer]

oh man you have no idea

[Nachalnik]

uh okay

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

did he have the same avatar or something?

He had this avatar of a pop flyin' face'd Heavy for the longest time is all. I'm just still used to thinking of Foo when I think of Heavy.

[Nachalnik]

It's not very realistic but I've always kind of wanted to be a model. It's kind of silly but it's one of those things that are just nice to think about.

[Chloemew]

I know that mfw is short for "my face when", but for some reason, I always read it in my head as "motherfucking what".

[Stranaton]

I know that mfw is short for "my face when", but for some reason, I always read it in my head as "motherfucking what".

yes.

[Avengifier]

Only people that are very close to me understand my humor. A lot of my friends tell me that I'm really funny, but other people just think I'm being a booty all the time.

[Valbrandur]

Why are you being such a sexy booty, Vengie?

[Avengifier]

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

[Exeres]

Stupid sexy Avengiflanders...