AWKWARD ZOMBIE

just dont hug hard from behind

and move up and down

trust me

I wear jackets even when it's hot out because I'm kind of fat.

edit: HOVER ARM

She has the"bitch don't touch me" face.

I hate getting hugs from my dad because he doesn't know how strong he is and he always hurts me : (

He punches apart furniture instead of using a screwdriver. My dad is a pretty cool guy.

somepartsareme wrote:I wear jackets even when it's hot out because I'm kind of fat.

I used to do that
Saw someone wearing a black hoodie along with all black on a hot summer day, recently
I do not miss those days

I never take off my shirt at the beach because I am a noodle-armed weakling.

I never go to the beach because I despise the sun and water.

I never take off my pants if possible because of hairy legs.

I remember all the bullying I got in gym class.

Madican wrote:I never go to the beach because I despise the sun and water.

I dig holes at the beach. 6 foot deep ones.

I can't take my shirt off when it's hot because I've got tits

Nachalnik wrote:I can't take my shirt off when it's hot because I've got tits

Men have those too.

but men have nicer more acceptable ones

Nachalnik wrote:but men have nicer more acceptable ones

Are we looking at the same moobs?

Nachalnik wrote:but men have nicer more acceptable ones

I accept women's breasts far more than men's.