AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I treat my cat like royalty and expect everyone else to do the same.

somepartsareme wrote:I'm scared of spiders and can't finish Okami, and I have to use proletariats just to play minecraft.

So am I, oh by the way QUEEN SPIDER.

Also I secretly have sex with toasters and love a girl over the internet.

Edit: Very unwanted page get.

gryewolf wrote:

somepartsareme wrote:I'm scared of spiders and can't finish Okami, and I have to use proletariats just to play minecraft.

So am I, oh by the way QUEEN SPIDER.

Also I secretly have sex with toasters and love a girl over the internet.

Edit: Very unwanted page get.

Well can't take it back now.

Madican wrote:

gryewolf wrote:

somepartsareme wrote:I'm scared of spiders and can't finish Okami, and I have to use proletariats just to play minecraft.

So am I, oh by the way QUEEN SPIDER.

Also I secretly have sex with toasters and love a girl over the internet.

Edit: Very unwanted page get.

Well can't take it back now.

You broke my heart man, you broke my heart.

I have a crush on Mr. T.

Isn't that silly?

Why hello thar~

When I'm emotionally distressed, there are two routes it can take. The better one of them makes me grow a weird sense of confidence and motivation, which in turn often makes me draw a lot and work hard on pictures, resulting in me producing my best artwork. Pretty much the same effect when I'm agitated or nervous about stuff, both the good and bad kind.
So clearly the key for me to become a good artist is to become emo first (or get in situations where I'm permanently under emotional stress).

I wish I could draw regularly and also produce good artwork when I'm feeling fine bawww
It's like some weird subconscious reaction for self-therapy, or to keep me from going insane. I swear, eventually I'll end up like Edvard Munch.

Im a teenage drama queen.
BUT I'M NOT.

also-ame no akai is the reason I love live

I hate myself so much. I don't know why people even talk to me, much less befriend me.

Why the self hate brah.

I like touching people.

Like, walking up to random people and tapping them on the shoulder?

Or full-on crotch grab? Like the President in MGS2?

Full disclosure, everything I know about Metal Gear Solid, I learned from hiimdaisy.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:I like touching people.

I really like to touch stomachs

Which is nice because I have a friend who's often like "boohoo I put on weight look feel my stomach" and I'm like "oh boy"

Is she pregnant?