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Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:31 pm
by Mr. Mander
I was scared of headcrabs too until I tried the Crowbar-only run
Once you get the timing right those things go down like whores on Hugh Hefner
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:51 pm
by hotb
Tales wrote:i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).
Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:59 pm
by somepartsareme
Mr. Mander wrote:I was scared of headcrabs too until I tried the Crowbar-only run
Once you get the timing right those things go down like whores on Hugh Hefner
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:01 pm
by Tales
Head of The Brothel wrote:Tales wrote:i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).
Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.
...oh god you're right. My act is up.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:04 pm
by Shad
Spoony wrote:Great Handsome Oppressor
you whore
what about us
Did you provide delicious korean comics
you didn't
so yeah
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:16 pm
by Unbalanced
Tales wrote:Head of The Brothel wrote:Tales wrote:i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).
Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.
...oh god you're right. My act is up.
Quick, find out where (s)he's been hiding the breasts
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:19 pm
by DoNotDelete
Just 'nother day on the AZ forums.
Where the surreal passes for normality.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:51 pm
by Tales
Unbalanced wrote:Tales wrote:...oh god you're right. My act is up.
Quick, find out where (s)he's been hiding the breasts
i just take them out and wipe my face and ta-dah i'm ready to upload a picture of myself to the pics or gtfo thread.
no but really i don't think i'd make a very good looking woman; i much prefer being a boy aha.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:14 pm
by Syobon
Tales gets all the boys.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:38 pm
by Tales
Haha you might think that Syobon (I'm not trying to be vain here, just that many people on AZ seem to imagine me to be some kind of gay whore) but that isn't really the case; i've never been in a relationship with a boy.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:04 pm
by Lotharu
Only an untold amount of one night stands
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:10 pm
by Tales
ahaha oh god, but no i haven't been made that offer before
i was made another one but um hey why are we discussing this anyway let's change topic.
Confession: I don't really like spiders. One was in the bathroom today while I was showering and I kept thinking that it was going to drop down onto me.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:25 pm
by Lotharu
So your confession is that you want spiders to go down on you?
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:27 pm
by somepartsareme
I'm scared of spiders and can't finish Okami, and I have to use proletariats just to play minecraft.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:28 pm
by Syobon
I am ridiculously lazy.