Confessions

[Mr. Mander]

I was scared of headcrabs too until I tried the Crowbar-only run

Once you get the timing right those things go down like whores on Hugh Hefner

[hotb]

i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).

Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.

[somepartsareme]

I was scared of headcrabs too until I tried the Crowbar-only run

Once you get the timing right those things go down like whores on Hugh Hefner

[Tales]

i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).

Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.

...oh god you're right. My act is up.

[Shad]

Great Handsome Oppressor

you whore

what about us

Did you provide delicious korean comics

you didn't

so yeah

[Unbalanced]

i haven't really facebattled another girls on the lips properly - i have but that was only for like, a second, i've never done tongues (tbh i think it'd be kind of awkward and not that nice but as i've never done it who knows).

Tales saying "another girl" implies that you are a girl.

...oh god you're right. My act is up.

Quick, find out where (s)he's been hiding the breasts

[DoNotDelete]

Just 'nother day on the AZ forums.

Where the surreal passes for normality.

[Tales]

...oh god you're right. My act is up.

Quick, find out where (s)he's been hiding the breasts

i just take them out and wipe my face and ta-dah i'm ready to upload a picture of myself to the pics or gtfo thread.

no but really i don't think i'd make a very good looking woman; i much prefer being a boy aha.

[Syobon]

Tales gets all the boys.

[Tales]

Haha you might think that Syobon (I'm not trying to be vain here, just that many people on AZ seem to imagine me to be some kind of gay whore) but that isn't really the case; i've never been in a relationship with a boy.

[Lotharu]

Only an untold amount of one night stands

[Tales]

ahaha oh god, but no i haven't been made that offer before
i was made another one but um hey why are we discussing this anyway let's change topic.

Confession: I don't really like spiders. One was in the bathroom today while I was showering and I kept thinking that it was going to drop down onto me.

[Lotharu]

So your confession is that you want spiders to go down on you?

[somepartsareme]

I'm scared of spiders and can't finish Okami, and I have to use proletariats just to play minecraft.

[Syobon]

I am ridiculously lazy.