AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am pretty sure I repressed the two years of Middle School, all I remember is that it was horrible, and I broke my arm at some point
Was going through some old pictures from the last day there, I don't remember ever even seeing all of these people in the pictures. Freaked me out

Whenever I post or reblog something on tumblr I have a little panic attack.

I always get really rustled off when I find out there's no new posts on AZ despite not visiting for hours.

pfffft

Getting comments on my YouTube videos makes me feel like I was useful to someone, somewhere.

I feel sad when no one replies to my post specifically, don't know why

I feel pop flyin' whenever someone mentions my name, idk.

syobon is a faget

Idk, this was the first thing to come up on Google

I have some new weird awkward half-crushes :V

durr

Nachalnik wrote:I have some new crushes :V

durr

I have no crushes because I can't talk to women, and if u can they're taken.

Ame no Akai wrote:or taken.

Oh.
*grabs knife*
I'll be back in an hour or so.

May want to add "the wrong orientation" to that, too

Almost every attractive male either turns out to be a huge creeper, a huge douchebag, or gay.

Though if he's gay I can just say that I have the nicest looking best friend in the world who will sit up and talk about boys with me all night. If I did stuff like that.

shazza wrote:Almost every attractive male either turns out to be a huge creeper, a huge douchebag, or gay.

Hey, I'm not any of those-

shazza wrote:attractive

Shit, never mind.

I hate a lot of people that I pretend to be good friends with.

I can really only think of two people that I can even bear to be around.

At the risk of jeopardizing my still very malleable reputation on this forum....



.... I'm kind of a hipster.