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Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:04 pm
by Madican
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:05 pm
by Noffletoff
So... hot...
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:08 pm
by Tales
Ah, I see Taxicab - I've never played the games so i wouldn't know.
and oh goodness D-Vid, those innuendos.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:15 pm
by Trygve
Tales wrote:trygve just face it you wish I was lusting after you~~~
But aren't you 14?
Well, that's a wee bit too old for my standards, sorry.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:15 pm
by Valbrandur
Tales is the maid
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:24 pm
by Vax
I confess that Persona 4 is becoming a second life for me and it is scary.
My actual girlfriend will soon be outrageously jealous of my new animu vidja girlfriend.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:42 pm
by Trygve
Yes, I will.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:55 pm
by Nefarious Bear
He obviously meant Spoony, Trygve.
(BTW, where has Spoony been? I haven't seen him in a while.)
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:04 pm
by Trygve
Wait, Spoony and Vax?
Someone's been cheating.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:34 am
by Nachalnik
I adore fur and pelts but I think the guilt of wearing an animal that may of died painfully or been skinned alive would drive me to madness.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:45 am
by Syobon
Solution: Wear faux fur.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 2:48 am
by Vax
Naoto, man.
(s)he's the only one with enough balls to handle me.
And Trygve baby don't do me like that. Spoony don't mean nothin to me, and Chinmaster is just a really intimate buddy who sometimes has friendly conversations with my penis.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:39 am
by Stranaton
Nachalnik wrote:I adore fur and pelts but I think the guilt of wearing an animal that may of died painfully or been skinned alive would drive me to madness.
Most leather is just left over from all the burgers America eats, so I see it as efficient use.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:04 am
by Exeres
Because burgers don't exist in the rest of the world?
Re: Confessions
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:04 am
by DoNotDelete
I find the human face and body less attractive the older I get.
Oh crap; Page get.