Confessions

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:04 pm

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

Noffletoff · Post by **Noffletoff** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:05 pm

So... hot...

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:08 pm

Ah, I see Taxicab - I've never played the games so i wouldn't know.
and oh goodness D-Vid, those innuendos.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:15 pm

Tales wrote:trygve just face it you wish I was lusting after you~~~

But aren't you 14?

Well, that's a wee bit too old for my standards, sorry.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:15 pm

Tales is the maid

Post by **Vax** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:24 pm

I confess that Persona 4 is becoming a second life for me and it is scary.
My actual girlfriend will soon be outrageously jealous of my new animu vidja girlfriend.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:42 pm

Yes, I will.

Nefarious Bear · Post by **Nefarious Bear** » Tue May 24, 2011 10:55 pm

He obviously meant Spoony, Trygve.

(BTW, where has Spoony been? I haven't seen him in a while.)

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 11:04 pm

Wait, Spoony and Vax?

Someone's been cheating.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:34 am

I adore fur and pelts but I think the guilt of wearing an animal that may of died painfully or been skinned alive would drive me to madness.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:45 am

Solution: Wear faux fur.

Post by **Vax** » Wed May 25, 2011 2:48 am

Naoto, man.
(s)he's the only one with enough balls to handle me.

And Trygve baby don't do me like that. Spoony don't mean nothin to me, and Chinmaster is just a really intimate buddy who sometimes has friendly conversations with my penis.

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Wed May 25, 2011 3:39 am

Nachalnik wrote:I adore fur and pelts but I think the guilt of wearing an animal that may of died painfully or been skinned alive would drive me to madness.

Most leather is just left over from all the burgers America eats, so I see it as efficient use.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:04 am

Because burgers don't exist in the rest of the world?

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:04 am

I find the human face and body less attractive the older I get.

Oh crap; Page get.

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