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Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:14 pm
by Trygve
Tales wrote:I think I could be in a relationship with someone who was pretty/really clever/nice body/funny/charming and the list goes on for good qualities
Too bad all you lust for are upstanding members of society.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:42 pm
by Tales
Trygve wrote:Tales wrote:I think I could be in a relationship with someone who was pretty/really clever/nice body/funny/charming and the list goes on for good qualities
Too bad all you lust for are upstanding members of society.
no i don't trygve you lieeeeeee - um right now i dont lust for anyone (and I want to stop using the word 'lust', it sounds creepy).
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:56 pm
by Valbrandur
The lusty Argonian Tales
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:57 pm
by Trygve
Lusty George is lusting for lust.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:58 pm
by Crushter
Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales
hey hey hey
we don't talk about that
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:02 pm
by Madican
Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales
No, no, it's the Lusty Argonian Maid. I'm busy helping Crassius Curio put together a cast.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:04 pm
by Valbrandur
Madican wrote:Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales
No, no, it's the Lusty Argonian Maid. I'm busy helping Crassius Curio put together a cast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1BFtSbC5U
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:10 pm
by Madican
If you want a ticket I've got some pull with House Hlaalu.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:11 pm
by Tales
Trygve wrote:Lusty George is lusting for lust.
screw you the only thing i'm lusting for is for you to be quiet.
BA DUM TSH.
and what val are the lusty argonian tales?
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:11 pm
by Crushter
Argonian porn
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:40 pm
by Trygve
Tales wrote:screw you the only thing i'm lusting for is for you to be quiet.
Tales wrote:screw you
Tales wrote:the only thing i'm lusting for
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:23 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
The Willow Witch wrote:But Taxi I think your a awesome person and one of my bros, just wish you'd start random convorsations on Skype with me more often so we can troll and lol together.
Brodome at its finest
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:00 pm
by Tales
trygve just face it you wish I was lusting after you~~~
also um what is Argonian porn? I would Google it but I have no idea what I'll find.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:01 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
Argonians from the Elder Scrolls series.
Basically it's lizard porn.
Re: Confessions
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:04 pm
by D-vid
Anthropomorphic Lizard porn. Rawrrrr.
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III