Confessions

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:14 pm

Tales wrote:I think I could be in a relationship with someone who was pretty/really clever/nice body/funny/charming and the list goes on for good qualities

Too bad all you lust for are upstanding members of society.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:42 pm

Trygve wrote:
Tales wrote:I think I could be in a relationship with someone who was pretty/really clever/nice body/funny/charming and the list goes on for good qualities
Too bad all you lust for are upstanding members of society.

no i don't trygve you lieeeeeee - um right now i dont lust for anyone (and I want to stop using the word 'lust', it sounds creepy).

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:56 pm

The lusty Argonian Tales

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:57 pm

Lusty George is lusting for lust.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:58 pm

Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales

hey hey hey

we don't talk about that

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:02 pm

Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales

No, no, it's the Lusty Argonian Maid. I'm busy helping Crassius Curio put together a cast.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:04 pm

Madican wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales
No, no, it's the Lusty Argonian Maid. I'm busy helping Crassius Curio put together a cast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1BFtSbC5U

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:10 pm

Valbrandur wrote:
Madican wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:The lusty Argonian Tales
No, no, it's the Lusty Argonian Maid. I'm busy helping Crassius Curio put together a cast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1BFtSbC5U

If you want a ticket I've got some pull with House Hlaalu.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:11 pm

Trygve wrote:Lusty George is lusting for lust.

screw you the only thing i'm lusting for is for you to be quiet.
BA DUM TSH.

and what val are the lusty argonian tales?

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:11 pm

Argonian porn

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 24, 2011 5:40 pm

Tales wrote:screw you the only thing i'm lusting for is for you to be quiet.

Tales wrote:screw you

Tales wrote:the only thing i'm lusting for

Taxicab Samurai · Post by **Taxicab Samurai** » Tue May 24, 2011 6:23 pm

The Willow Witch wrote:But Taxi I think your a awesome person and one of my bros, just wish you'd start random convorsations on Skype with me more often so we can troll and lol together.

Brodome at its finest

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:00 pm

trygve just face it you wish I was lusting after you~~~

also um what is Argonian porn? I would Google it but I have no idea what I'll find.

Taxicab Samurai · Post by **Taxicab Samurai** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:01 pm

Argonians from the Elder Scrolls series.
Basically it's lizard porn.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:04 pm

Anthropomorphic Lizard porn. Rawrrrr.

Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

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