AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I really love blowing bubbles. It really bothers me when people come in and start to pop them, especially when they're near my age.

I like popping bubbles :v

the thing is i like to think that the bubbles are people
and when they hit the ground they die of old age
if they pop in the air it's from something like heart attack

someone else popping them is sort of like murder

aaaaaaa my short-lived babbies
:c

I view bubbles as targets. When I see them I just have to take a couple swipes.

Sandwich Monster wrote:Penises freak me out.

Penis Envy

I sometimes wonder if maybe I'm not taking some things quite as well as I think I am. I think I've got a handle on stress, but things like extremely high blood pressure say differently.

I confess I wish I knew more people here on a friendly level.
Apart from the people I play LoL with I haven't really talked to anyone else here.
On more than one occasion anyway.
Willow is probably the only person on here I've had an actual conversation with.
Abloo bloo bloo I wish i had friends abloo bloo bloo.

I also confess that I think I'm a bad person.
All my friends are basically better versions of me.
I see myself as a failure.
I'd confess more but I'm sure your care meter in minimal.

Time to lay here for a few hours on the floor alone until I can sleep.
Tally ho.

But Taxi I think your a awesome person and one of my bros, just wish you'd start random convorsations on Skype with me more often so we can troll and lol together.

Brodome at its finest

I feel sympathy for worms and bees.

It's affecting my job at the moment. When I dig up a worm, I put it back and gently push mud over it and try not to dig there again, even if I need to.

I try not to disturb the bees when they're on the flowers.

Wasps are the bane of life.

Kill them.
They don't even make honey.

You guys seem pretty nice
I know I'm a pretty good person, better than most of my friends, that's for sure.
That was the confession, saying stuff like that leads people to think you're full of yourself

Valbrandur wrote:I feel sympathy for worms and bees.

It's affecting my job at the moment. When I dig up a worm, I put it back and gently push mud over it and try not to dig there again, even if I need to.

I try not to disturb the bees when they're on the flowers.

I get that too, but with pretty much all bugs. So it bothers me when we have to move logs for the fireplace around the garden into new spots because there are always loads of woodlice and things living in the pile and I hate having to disturb them and possibly crush them if there are still some on the logs when they get chucked into the wheelbarrow. It doesn't help that woodlice are among my favourite kind of bugs. :c

I have absolutely zero desire for any girlfriends and the like, and it has been like this forever. All I really care about is friends, getting a job again, playing the vidya and several of my close online bros. I also tend to feel more sympathetic to animals (We have like dozens of cats running around here, there is an organization helping them out here but y'know) then the general regular person.

and perhaps I would love to lose a bit of weight.

I think I could be in a relationship with someone who was pretty/really clever/nice body/funny/charming and the list goes on for good qualities but like if they had them all I think I'd feel really bad and stupid and ugly in comparison, which is why I can sort of agree with people who are like "You're too good for me", but hey on the other hand having somebody who seems practically perfect can be good, just... irritating? haha, does anybody else seem to understand?