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Re: Confessions

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:20 am
by Sloth
Sometimes
while making express specials at work
I hide a dollop of spicy general tsaos chicken in the middle of the the regular general tsaos chicken

I don't know why

How could you

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:22 am
by Rinoko
You monster.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:04 am
by scebboaliwiw
I used to think there a synonym for rapper called "rap-ist".

I just always heard both words used in a negative light and I figured a pianist is someone who plays piano so...

Re: Confessions

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:54 am
by Barabba
I used to think the term "gangbang" meant something like "to be shot in a gang war."

Re: Confessions

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:02 pm
by Riku
Sloth wrote:Sometimes
while making express specials at work
I hide a dollop of spicy general tsaos chicken in the middle of the the regular general tsaos chicken

I don't know why

And this is why I love you.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:18 am
by YCobb
I forgot to give my friend his Christmas present and now it would be weird to give it to him so I'm probably just going to keep it.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:50 am
by TerraChimaera
Just give it to him for his birthday, that way he'll never know

metal albums here i come

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:52 am
by Exeres
YCobb wrote:I forgot to give my friend his Christmas present and now it would be weird to give it to him so I'm probably just going to keep it.
This is how I'm now sitting on a $50 Amazon card.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:06 am
by YCobb
TerraChimaera wrote:Just give it to him for his birthday, that way he'll never know
I'm just going to pretend you didn't say this so that I still have an excuse to keep it.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:25 am
by Tatzel
Ever since I had some dates on christmas, I can't stop eating them. Why is this stuff so delicious, it's criminal.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:37 pm
by Dire
That's one hell of a confession. You're one hell of a black widow.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:56 pm
by Shad
I think one of my favourite things to watch is crowds reacting to something hype. Game reveals, good matches or combo videos especially.

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:25 pm
by Tatzel
Dire wrote:That's one hell of a confession. You're one hell of a black widow.
It's just such a good and easy protein source man

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:27 pm
by Myk
i slept through december











forgive me

Re: Confessions

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:10 pm
by Shad
Myk wrote:i slept through december











forgive me
I wanted shitty MSPaint avatars man