AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Of course, you also got the shit beaten out of you for being in a union in the first place. Basically, shit beatings were the standard response to any sort of labor dispute

I was thinking about comic ideas during a tennis tournament and instead of saying deuce I said pa- thinking of panel one before I corrected myself.

Whenever I think about the future, I get so panicky I have to lie down for a while. It feels like Ive been coasting too long without any major disaster hitting me, so now I dread every day when something horrible hasnt happened.

I always feel like I've forgotten something. Whenever I don't feel it I have actually forgotten it but I don't think to check.

I love using the words commonly used in England, Scotland and so on rather than the usual words.

Such as arse. I also love the swear bloody and although I never use it, blimey is pretty great.

It'd be great hearing these in the daily life until I'd get bored of them.

Haggis

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Keep your bloody mouth shut about that

I'm having fond memories of reading one of Arthur Clarke's short stories where this one guy is trapped on Mars and eventually going to run out of oxygen. Everyone on the ship died. I don't know why I'm enjoying the memory.

Am I retarded? I don't think my heads screwed on right.

i started writing fanfiction again

the shame is overwhelming

Theres nothing to be ashamed of as long as you portray me accurately.

Can I be taller?

You need to share it Lolita.

The entire fanfic and all of its juicy details.

MAN FUCK YOU GUYS

THE WORST PART IS I DID A WHOLE BUNCH OF RESEARCH ON GAY SEX AND IT PAID OFF REALLY WELL

jsyk me and spoons reproduce asexually so it's all mostly for show