AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I HAVE BEEN TRAVELING FOR SO LONG
NOW I KNOW IT IS MY DUTY TO REIGN OVER THE SASSY BLACK KINGDOM
DAAAAAAYYYUM

BUT YOU'RE NOT BLACK ENOUGH

YOU'RE ONLY, LIKE, CAFE LATTE BLACK

THE KING OF THE SASSY BLACKS SHOULD BE AS BLACK AS THE NIGHT

SPOONY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ME IN THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON
MY SKIN BECOMES A VOID THAT NOT EVEN LIGHT CAN ESCAPE AND MY EYES SHINE LIKE DIAMONDS BELOW LUNA

IS YOUR HEART A COALISH VOID

ARE YOUR EYES SET IN ONYX

DOES YOUR BLOOD RUN THICK WITH MOTOR OIL

OH GEE GOLLIWOG

I kind of get aroused by the sound of guys screaming in pain.



...I think that was the single creepiest thing I've said.

I kinda wish I'd be in danger.

I kinda figure if I ever get in a situation which is very life threatening, it might kick me into appreciating what I have more.

Meet up with Sandwich. Perhaps you two can work something out.

Okay I genuinely laughed at that Riku.

I kinda wish I'd be in danger.

I kinda figure if I ever get in a situation which is very life threatening, it might kick me into appreciating what I have more.

You ever try more extreme sports Val? Like skydiving or skiing? Gives a great adrenaline kick and still relatively safe if you know what you're doing.

Nope, haven't really tried either of those out.

Might do that once I bother to get myself a bit more physically fit rather than going into that as a couch potato.

Eh, both I mentioned don't require that much of a physique to take up recreationally.

I think people would still panic if they saw a giant blob falling out of the sky

Although I'm not a blob so that's not a factor for me. I just gotta worry about the heart after all that unhealthy eating.

Man, I eat fast food at least once a day and kind of take life as a thrill ride (that might be a bit exaggerated but w/e) and my heart is fine. Just get checked out by a doctor and you're good to go. Wanting to improve your physique is good, but don't get stuck where you want to increase your physique to do a sport you like, but don't want to do sports you don't like to improve your physique. If that makes any sense.

Sandwich Monster wrote:I kind of get aroused by the sound of guys screaming in pain.



...I think that was the single creepiest thing I've said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q-QtjGRv54