The Current Events Thread

[Guyperson]

OH LOOK MORE STUFF THAT NEEDS MEDIA ATTENTION AND WON'T GET ANY

It got on Daily Show/Colbert Report
It's funny, every time I see Romney do something incredibly stupid I think, "Welp, that's it. He can't fuck up his campaign any more than that." And I'm always proven wrong.

[Lambeth]

Which topic?

[Sol Reaper]

Check the sig, yo. It's a SCP.

[Exeres]

Holy shit. I know we make jokes about them getting smart, but holy shit.

[Guyperson]

But that doesn't explain what topic it's changed views on.
Was it the Romney Fuckup 2012?
Was it the poor woman losing $100 to Walmart?
Was it the Anti-Japanese riots?

WHAT IS THE SCP'S OPINION?!

[Kamak]

Holy shit. I know we make jokes about them getting smart, but holy shit.

This is terminator level shit.

You fools. You've created the object of our destruction. Self-aware spambots.

[Syobon]

That's kind of depressing.

[Kalekemo]

It makes sense kinda, but it's still pretty dumb. Who would actively choose not to smile for their state ID?

[Exeres]

It makes sense kinda, but it's still pretty dumb. Who would actively choose not to smile for their state ID?

Me.

[wordNumber]

"Anyone who is at the DMV" was also an acceptable answer.

[Shad]

In France, for your ID, passport and driver's license, it's forbidden to smile or grin. You have to have a neutral expression.

[Exeres]

So Mom's watching Fox News because I can't convince her to change the channel, and the reporters are calling Belgium a "non-country" and going on about how great it is to make fun of Belgium.

I just... I mean, come on.

[Syobon]

wut

[Syobon]

I guess they heard about our gay atheist socialist prime minister (I hope I got that right because I didn't know the first two until I read about it on the internet).

[Tetrunes]

7 year old girl and her 8 year old brother was run over by their bus this morning.
The girl was killed on impact.

They lived about 5 miles from my house.