Thing you wanted to say, but didn't.

[Valbrandur]

Ah.

Anyway, this topic is fun to read.

[Lotharu]

Watch out for that minefield!

I regret not saying this, RIP Steve

[DoNotDelete]

"Watch out for that stingray!"

I regret not saying this, RIP Steve.

In bad taste, I know.

Rest in piece, Steve Irwin.

[Lotharu]

Also, relevant to the topic: Oh, she is pregnant? And they had to do "something" to get pregnant? And the baby was conceived around her birthday... I wonder what that something could be... I dunno... Procreation? Seriously, you're acting as if they had to do a crazy ritual or something to get pregnant

[corsica]

I miss you. I hope you see me as your best friend like I do you.

[Vax]

Stop...stop being a disgusting fuck.
And a massive creep all the time.
Also the attention whoring really has to stop...we're out of high-school bro.

[Shoolis]

It would have been nice for you to tell me that we were breaking up, instead of letting my friend (YOUR friend too, though she is a fucking saint and still putting up with you) and Facebook telling that we were separated.

It would have been even nicer if you hadn't been actively seeking your married vocal coach who's like 20 years older than you. Real classy for a preacher's daughter.

One day you'll get called out for being the narcissistic bitch and your daddy can't help you, and THEN WHAT.

[TheBlackFeather]

"Yes, I do play Modern Warfare 2. Why? Because I find it enjoyable. I am not a fanboy. I enjoy games of many different genres, franchises, and developers. This just happens to be one among them. I realize the game isn't perfect, but I like it in spite of its glaring flaws. So get your high-and-mighty pretentious bullshit out of here. You are not cool/hip/indie just because you hate on popular games. It is DEFINITELY not the 'worst game ever' or even the worst game on the market, so kindly take your head out of your booty."

"Motivational poster images are not funny anymore. In fact, they're quite overused. Please stop posting them. Also, if I wanted to see the latest Halolz image I would have gone there myself, I don't need your lazy excuse for a contribution to just be a copy/paste'd extravaganza."

"It's just a dog. It's not a human being, it doesn't contribute beneficially to your family in any way other than eating food and pooing. Sure, it's a good companion, but if you say you love it more than your parents who gave birth to you, send you to an expensive school, drive your lazy booty to work, and fucking PROVIDE FOR YOU EVERY DAY SINCE YOU SLITHERED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB, then you've seriously got your priorities out of wack."

[Shad]

"This thread sucks booty."

[Vax]

You have an iron will, Great Handsome Oppressor. Keeping that bottled up inside of you for so long.

[Game Angel]

I'm sorry that I acted the way I did; I mean I know we were a couple and all, but you never called me. I kind of expected you to try contact me, since you know, you were the one who asked me out in the first place. You had all summer. I started to have second thoughts because you never talked to me after the last day of school, and I realized what I did was a mistake. I didn't mean to act like a bitch, and I didn't mean to kill our friendship the way we did. I had my friend tell you that I broke up with you because I couldn't stand to see you get angry or sad. I'm sorry I said yes. I feel it's my fault that you behave the way you do now. I could have helped you, had we stayed friends. I'm sorry my weakness ruined our friendship.

[Cottarsby]

"This thread sucks booty."

[Chloemew]

I miss you and I just want to go back to the way we were. :<

[Mr. Mander]

"Marcellus Wallace looks like a very important person."

[Riku]

"Well, shit."