Zink's Safari Tour Into Webcomic Hell
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:54 pm
Fellow AZers, it is not secret that I love webcomics. I think they're fantastic. It amazes me how much talent exists out there. It amazes me how consistently original and ridiculous Dr. McNinja manages to be, it amazes me how Dinosaur Comics manages to be clever and entertaining even with the same panels every day, and hell, everything about Homestuck amazes me.
However, friends (just kidding you dorks aren't my friends), for every good comic that exists on this grand cyber-spiderweb of ours, there exists several bad comics. Several comics that should have never seen the light of day. Several comics that make you doubt the whole medium entirely. Several comics that almost make you wish the good webcomic didn't exist as long as these ones didn't exist as well.
It turns out that there are a shitload of comics like this. More than you could imagine. Enough that you'll doubt humanity as a whole, and wonder what kind of world could allow comics like these to exist.
Webcomics that look like, well this:
or this:
Yes, these exist. Yes, the creators of them actually believe they have talent. Yes, human hands were responsible for their creation. No, it's not weird that your faith in humanity is plummeting like a bird that's had both of its wings cut off mid-flight by a robot samurai wearing rocket boots.
Comics like these should remain buried deep within the hidden depths of the darkest corners of the internet, but SCREW THAT we are going to go dig these suckers up. Join me on my misguided and probably-already-doomed safari tour into webcomic hell! Sit down, buckle your seat belts, and secure your valuables under your seat, because we are in for ONE HELL OF A RIDE. One by one, we will dig up these webcomics, and one by one I will systemically REVIEW THEM ALL AND TEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE INTO THE TINY SHREDS THEY DESERVE TO BE.
LET'S. GET. THIS. STARTEEEEEED.
... and may God help us all.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Gamer Chicks Part 1
Gamer Chicks Part 2
Gamer Chicks Part 3
Law For Kids
However, friends (just kidding you dorks aren't my friends), for every good comic that exists on this grand cyber-spiderweb of ours, there exists several bad comics. Several comics that should have never seen the light of day. Several comics that make you doubt the whole medium entirely. Several comics that almost make you wish the good webcomic didn't exist as long as these ones didn't exist as well.
It turns out that there are a shitload of comics like this. More than you could imagine. Enough that you'll doubt humanity as a whole, and wonder what kind of world could allow comics like these to exist.
Webcomics that look like, well this:
or this:
Yes, these exist. Yes, the creators of them actually believe they have talent. Yes, human hands were responsible for their creation. No, it's not weird that your faith in humanity is plummeting like a bird that's had both of its wings cut off mid-flight by a robot samurai wearing rocket boots.
Comics like these should remain buried deep within the hidden depths of the darkest corners of the internet, but SCREW THAT we are going to go dig these suckers up. Join me on my misguided and probably-already-doomed safari tour into webcomic hell! Sit down, buckle your seat belts, and secure your valuables under your seat, because we are in for ONE HELL OF A RIDE. One by one, we will dig up these webcomics, and one by one I will systemically REVIEW THEM ALL AND TEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE INTO THE TINY SHREDS THEY DESERVE TO BE.
LET'S. GET. THIS. STARTEEEEEED.
... and may God help us all.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Gamer Chicks Part 1
Gamer Chicks Part 2
Gamer Chicks Part 3
Law For Kids
