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PRESS THE BUTTON!
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"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"

Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.

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You press that button like you were born to press buttons.

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The island suddenly heaves violently, followed by a loud, metallic groan. It sounds like something inside the island has stopped running. A robotic voice shouts from nowhere:

"PROPULSION ENGINES SHUT DOWN. IS-14N9 B BEGINNING TRAJECTORY PATH TO SURFACE. PREPARE FOR COLLISION IN FIVE MINUTES."

Uh-oh.

Quick, find something to hold on to!

This baby's going down!

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My tail. No, wait, >The roots of the tree.

But seriously, wasn't there some sort of cryptic plot we were meant to be sorting out? I seem to recall a highly-symbolic dream or some such shit.
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SideburnsPuppy wrote:My tail. No, wait, >The roots of the tree.

But seriously, wasn't there some sort of cryptic plot we were meant to be sorting out? I seem to recall a highly-symbolic dream or some such shit.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER. WHAT WILL BE WILL BE. YOU NEED NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH THE PAST, FOCUS ON THE NOW.


YOU'RE GONNA CRASH, SONNY.

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Grab the roots!
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>Pterodactyl babies! They owe us for feeding them!
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>get haircut
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SideburnsPuppy wrote:>Pterodactyl babies! They owe us for feeding them!
What pterodactyl babies? You're delusional. You never saw any babies!
Xabyrn wrote:>get haircut

What's a haircut? Is it edible?

Perhaps you should try finding something to hold on to.

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Grab on to the tree's roots.
[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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Odds wrote:
SideburnsPuppy wrote:>Pterodactyl babies! They owe us for feeding them!
What pterodactyl babies? You're delusional. You never saw any babies!
Xabyrn wrote:>get haircut

What's a haircut? Is it edible?

Perhaps you should try finding something to hold on to.
I did not see any babies due to being dead at the time they were eating me, but I was informed of their existence by an omniscient presence who offers me two courses of action to any given situation.
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>grab on to hair, hold on until hair rips out in clumps
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Xabyrn wrote:>grab on to hair, hold on until hair rips out in clumps
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>TIE HAIR TO ROOTS; CLEARLY IT IS THE MOST UNWAVERING OF YOUR BODY PARTS
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We get it, Xabyrn.
You don't like the hair.
She isn't going to change it.
[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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I like the hair. :c
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