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Why is my Review thread not as popular as I thought it would be?

zorinth wrote:Who is your favorite super hero.

What is your favorite PKMN?

Do you like ?

They all suck.

Hard to choose.

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

betrippin wrote:Why is my Review thread not as popular as I thought it would be?

Your reviews are rather bland and not at all very entertaining.


Also there are thousands of reviews for virtually everything everywhere on the internet.

How can I improve?

betrippin wrote:How can I improve?

Your sense of humor is pretty lame.

Also your review of the Voyage of the Dawn Treader was pretty lame.
I think I like you less for not reading the Chronicles of Narnia. Great book series, and, as people who wrote reviews have said, you'd appreciate the movie more if you read the books. And/or watched the BBC version when you were younger (I did, and have them on DVD).

Although acting skill seems to get better as time passes, it seems as though the actors for Lucy and Edmund lost skill since the last movie. Eustace (the cousin whose name you couldn't even remember although they say it a quarter of a million times in the movie. I mean, seriously, were you even in the right theater?) and Reepicheep were excellent. The way they interacted was fun, and, even though I knew every detail of the story before even The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) was even announced (indeed, even before 2000), it was still heartwarming to see the friendship between the two characters grow.

Your criticism of the White Witch showing up was quite stupid to anyone who knows anything about the series beyond "lol talking lion", as she shows up again in The Silver Chair (the next story, if you didn't know), or one of her kind (a Northern Witch) does. She is called the Lady of the Green Kirtle, or the green Witch. In the BBC version, the White Witch and Green Witch were portrayed by the same actor, since it was somewhat unclear whether or not the White and Green Witches were the same witch, or just close relatives. It could go either way. I'm hoping Disney goes with the, er, tradition and keeps the same actor, since, in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, she was like an evil schoolteacher, which made the first movie pretty awesome.

So they're bad because of my bad sense of humor and not actually reading all of the books?

betrippin wrote:So they're bad because of my bad sense of humor and not actually reading all of the books?

You expressed almost complete ignorance of the story despite having watched the movie. No good reviews say "that one character I can't remember" or anything along those lines.

Do you think betrippin actually paid attention to the whole movie?

Exeres wrote:Do you think betrippin actually paid attention to the whole movie?

Nope, which is why his review sucked more than the rest of his other ones did.

Why don't you review movies?

Why do I keep asking someone question after question on Formspring?

Exeres wrote:Why don't you review movies?

Because I don't really watch that many, to be honest. Not much new, anyway.

Lotharu wrote:Why do I keep asking someone question after question on Formspring?

Beats me.

Well then why is it so cloudy tonight?

Lotharu wrote:Well then why is it so cloudy tonight?

The atmosphere is jealous that we're all looking PAST IT to the moon.

If the clouds and sky were turning blood red would we pay more attention to them?

Lotharu wrote:If the clouds and sky were turning blood red would we pay more attention to them?

The moon does't turn blood red. More of a rust-red.