Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:44 pm
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:01 pm
You. Me. McDonald's. Dollar Menu. 8 o clock.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:36 am
Is your man an Old Spice man? He is now.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:51 am
Oh god...with that avvy. The images.Dragoon778 wrote:Is your man an Old Spice man? He is now.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:47 am
"If you were a man I would totally tap that."
(It seemed funny to me since it was a guy saying it to my lesbian friend)
(It seemed funny to me since it was a guy saying it to my lesbian friend)
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:10 pm
"Hey, you look familiar. Do I know you?
Oh that's right. You look like my next girlfriend.
Oh that's right. You look like my next girlfriend.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:46 pm
Are you religious?
Cause you have the tits of a goddess.
Cause you have the tits of a goddess.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:04 pm
get in the bag
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:01 pm
Hi i'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:44 am
/make-out
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:26 am
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE DICK AGAIN
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:18 am
?
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:25 pm
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE DICK AGAIN
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:32 pm
HEY BABE, YOU'RE A LOT LIKE A TABLECLOTH:
YOU'RE THIN, YOU GET A LOT OF FLUIDS SPILLED ONTO YOU, AND I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER MY DINING ROOM TABLE.
YOU'RE THIN, YOU GET A LOT OF FLUIDS SPILLED ONTO YOU, AND I WANT TO SEE YOU BENT OVER MY DINING ROOM TABLE.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:38 pm
draped over all four corners of my dickDefenestrator2.0 wrote:TABLECLOTH