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Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:39 pm
by Zorinth
Merlin wrote:zorinth wrote:Merlin wrote:I am HIGH as SHIT.
How many times has that picked anyone up for you. 10? 11? oh oh, wait ive got an even better guess. 2, one was a fat guy with long hair, and the other was a cow. Spoony, were you either of these.
abd back to the pickup lines.
Hay babe, i dont want to tell you some stupid pickup line, lets jgst skip to the end and screw
What is this.
Well, its me, when i am tired, really really tired. But it still sounds somewhat true. Oh and the pickup line, it was never suposed to be good.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:42 pm
by Dragoon
Spoony is a manly Australian, not a fat guy.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:43 pm
by Zorinth
So then, he is neither of them.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:18 pm
by Trygve
I am also neither.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:27 am
by Bill Nye the Science Guy
My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:02 pm
by AngusMcLeod
Holding your hand would make me feel like Hitler when he received his Iron Cross in World War one.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:30 am
by Dragoon
Alright, I came up with this one in Psychology.
Your teeth are so white, they can't dance.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:42 am
by Riku
I don't know if that would be a pickup line so much as just a basic complement to a girl smart enough to get it. But it was funny.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:08 am
by Alexandy13
I'm skinny, charming, and single. Please date me.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:17 am
by Stranaton
Does staring at your feet and mumbling count? I've done that tons of times.
I get nervous easily.
A girl I liked walked up to me and said "hi" once.
I, for some reason, replied "no"
I need to work on my social skills
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:47 am
by Lotharu
Get in the bag
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:24 am
by Riku
Pffffft.
That one actually almost deserves a date.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:29 am
by Badfish
Baby, I'm a doctor and you're sick
The medication is penis
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:24 am
by AngelicSongx
I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
Re: Strangest Pickup Lines
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:37 am
by Alexandy13
I repeat, I'm single, breathing, and can satisfy to a degree. Go out with me please.