AWKWARD ZOMBIE

SHE DIED 3 YEARS AGO

The twist ending is that you were the girl all along.

Haha! No one knows your name.

I will be walking in the hall and people will randomly come up and hug me, I hate it, and i don't even know their names. Sure I could be telling all my friends that I get hugged by many random girls whenever i am out of my house, but its not always just girls. Why do people love to hug me, is it because they know I hate it and just want to make it awkward.

Also i think i got an email from a porn dating site saying that someone was aroused by my apperance and wanted to meet me. First im 17, second I had no idea what the website was until i read the email, third i never sent any pictures online, fourth, how the hell did they get my email. Im either being stocked or the GOOGLE[BOT] has been spying on me and sending out my email, not the one I use for AZ, to random site including naked dating sites. I know it wasnt my picture for two reasons.
1. I have never taken nude pictures of my self, or had anyone else take them
2. No one could find me atractive and arousing.

Most awkward thing today by far, worse than the hugs. And yes i really do get creeped out and feel awkward with hugs, i dont know why but i just do, even from my parents. I don't even know if i would be ok with it if I ever got a girlfriend(definatly not the person who sent me the email, BTW i don't know their gender, i hope female, but i could be wrong).

I like hugs.


Hugging short people is fun.

Because they're like "AGH GETTING CRUSHED" and you're like "awwwwwww".

Wear a sign on you that says something like. "Touch me and die" or, "Just keep walking" or (my personal favorite) "you feeling lucky punk?"

Do you still have that "free hugs" sign you bought at that garage sale wrath?

Didn't bring it with me. didn't seem like a necessity. >.<

We should go get it back from your family when you come up if they still have it




WEAR IT AROUND MYSTERY GIRL WHEN SHE HUGS YOU STEAL HER IDENTITY TO FIND OUT HER NAME

and when the forum lapses into the folds of reality, it can not fit the classification of "irl" or the "forum" it becomes something humans can only call... the twilight zone.

zorinth wrote:Also i think i got an email from a porn dating site saying that someone was aroused by my apperance and wanted to meet me. First im 17, second I had no idea what the website was until i read the email, third i never sent any pictures online, fourth, how the hell did they get my email. Im either being stocked or the GOOGLE[BOT] has been spying on me and sending out my email, not the one I use for AZ, to random site including naked dating sites. I know it wasnt my picture for two reasons.
1. I have never taken nude pictures of my self, or had anyone else take them
2. No one could find me atractive and arousing.

Those are automated emails. They get your email from some site you made an account on, and send you a pre-made message about a nonexistent person wanting to meet you so that you'll sign up for their (most likely pay-per-month) site.

Once I had parked on the street in front of the comic book shop I go to, and I was getting something out of the passenger's seat when I stepped backwards, caught the bottom of my skirt with the heel of my shoe, then oops my skirt and underwear were pulled down and my booty was exposed for all the people in the store to see.

I pulled them up quickly but I did see someone in the store rapidly turning their head around when I turned to see if anyone noticed.

Oh my god wow.

I think I would have died if that happened to me.

It's okay I just strutted into the store like a man and picked out my comics like a man and purchased them like a man and then got in the car and went home like a man and curled up with my blanket and some ice cream. Like a man.

I am pretty sure I kept blushing the entire time I was in the store, but I just pretended nothing happened and got my purchases and then left.

You vore a skirt.

Like a man.

Like a SCOTTISH man.

And [Insert Fail], I must applaud you for going into the store even after that happened. Your confidence probably impressed some of the people who saw what happened.

If something like that happened to me I think I would spontaneously implode.