AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fatehehhhh wrote: > Crack open a bear

Also, I seem to be attracted to my Charizard that I have been drawing, which confuses me, and arouses me.
Sucks that I am a bit of a upstanding member of society.
I dont even make it attractive, damnit. Stop falling in love with a dragon.

Wordfilters, you never cease to amaze me.

Well,well,well what have we here?


Wrathangerfist? HA! oooh I'm really scared!


I'm sorry it just seemed to fit.


you wanna know how I'm awkward?

I accidental girl's tiddies on almost a daily basis

I accidentally booty grabbed today in Psychology. The girl turned around and looked at me shocked. I immediately apologized.

Awkward for me is any hugs/ phiscal contact more than shaking hands. Though saying this gets me many female hugs, it really does make me awkward, it happens often. Oh, i have also seen a friend walk in on my 10 year old sister in the bathroom. The door wasnt loked and my friend didnt knock, dubble fault.

About a month or so ago, I was in a warehouse store looking at the books and waiting for my parents to finish shopping. I was getting really interested in this one book when a guy about my age comes along and starts making small talk with me. He seemed friendly enough and we were enjoying each others' company when he suddenly asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said I did and our whole conversation ground to a halt. Very awkward.

I was flattered that he wanted to ask me out, but he was so sudden about it (not to mention that I was already taken). It's like, we just barely learned each others' names and he was wanting to go on a date--I like to take it slow; be friends and get to know one another first.
I was one of Tuxedo Mask's best friends for three years before we started going out.

Anyway our conversation finally started moving again, but it was so forced that I was incredibly relieved when mom came by and told me it was time to check-out. And that's my story for the night, now I'M GOING TO BED BECAUSE I'M TIRED AND IF I DON'T GET ANY SLEEP I WILL BE A CRANKY WITCH TOMORROW AND YOU DON'T WANT TO STARTLE ME WHILE I AM A CRANKY WITCH

PLZ do get sleep, and i bet Chris found that strange. atleast there were no corny pick-up lines.

Do you have any laxatives? Because I'd like to get something going here.

zorinth wrote:I have also seen a friend walk in on my 10 year old sister in the bathroom. The door wasnt loked and my friend didnt knock, dubble fault.

The door was ajar. I've never had to knock on an open door before.

I wasnt going to say It was you, but ok, yes it was actualy Dragoon. I know it was open, and my sister didn't think some guy would walk in, though I don't have any idea why you would leave a door open when you are going to the bathroom.

It is awkward, at least for me, whenever someone knows your name but you don't know theirs.
Apparently half of the senior class knows mine (Exaggerating, but a great deal), and I rarely talk to most of them...

Lotharu wrote:It is awkward, at least for me, whenever someone knows your name but you don't know theirs.
Apparently half of the senior class knows mine (Exaggerating, but a great deal), and I rarely talk to most of them...

I went to a Wendy's the other day and whoa somebody behind the counter knows my name. She moved out of state, I remembered instantly multiple facts about her, everything except HER NAME. Luckily she didn't ask if I remembered her.

Don't food service drones wear nametags?

I can never remember anyone's name.

I have to have been friends with them for about two weeks before the name starts to stick, and if someone's not a friend of miine they're lucky if I remember what letter their name started with.

There is a girl that I've known for about 3 months now, and I don't know her name, no one does. everyone I've asked has no idea who she is.