Secret Motherfucking Santa

[Ungeheuer]

I'm in. [insert whiny stock phrase about how no one remembers me] [insert release clause about me losing my mind for good]

[Spoony]

I'm in. [insert whiny stock phrase about how no one remembers me] [insert release clause about me losing my mind for good]

READ THE WHOLE FUCKING POST MAN

READ IT TWICE


- You send me a pm with your postal details

[Ungeheuer]

I'm in. [insert whiny stock phrase about how no one remembers me] [insert release clause about me losing my mind for good]

READ THE WHOLE FUCKING POST MAN

READ IT TWICE


- You send me a pm with your postal details

Eh, as a general rule I only read the first and last three lines of longish posts and guess the rest, occasionally brushing over details in favor of time-efficient browsing. In this case I had a lot of guessing to do, hence the intent of the first two lines got to me with, erm, slight delay.

[Spoony]

That sounds remarkably like your fault for being lazy, yes?

[Ungeheuer]

That sounds remarkably like your fault for being lazy, yes?

Lazy yes, undeniably so, but also severely distracted by the bright twinkle in the periphery of my vision.

[hotb]

[Spoony]

Okay turbo ultra super astro homos, this is the cut off point. Right now. Nobody else. I'll send you all who you've got later, I just got off a twelve hour shift so now I'm going to go and collapse in the hallway and become dead to the world for a while.

Oh, that reminds me. If you're considering jewing out on getting a present for somebody, then keep the following points in mind; I know the exact location of all your homes, I have a valid passport, and I have enough to purchase a return ticket to your crazy foreign country. It is entirely possible that I might take the week off work, and rock up at your front door to show you why I'm the reigning mayor of DickPunchville.

(It isn't because I make a tasty loaf of banana bread)

[Stranaton]

Excuse me while I get my buckshot...

ok. COME IN.
REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS

[Riku]

Spoony, please wait a few moments more before collapsing so that I may brofist you from across the ocean. (despite the fact that I am not a 'bro', per se)
That caused me laughter that I have not known since the day before yesterday.

[Spoony]

Brodom transcends gender. Those of the female persuasion can be as brotastic as those who are not.

[Merlin]

Mother fucking Santa.

[Spoony]

Okay, I just sent everybody their respective targets. Let the stalking begin.

Also, if you've ended up with somebody in another country, I would advise leaving no less than two weeks time for delivery.

[Stranaton]

Can we order a product and get it sent directly to the person? It would save on shipping.

[Spoony]

Seems sort of lame, but I suppose if you must. Besides, I made it pretty fucking clear not to put your name down if you couldn't deal with the shipping costs.

[Stranaton]

Seems sort of lame, but I suppose if you must. Besides, I made it pretty fucking clear not to put your name down if you couldn't deal with the shipping costs.

Not saying I can't afford it, but the service I picked has a gifting option.