AZ Special Report

[BurntToShreds]

PM Sent to Flicky.

[Vax]

'NOTHER ONE FINISHED HOW FUCKING AWESOME AM I

Interview with: Tatzel
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Alright first thing's first, how are you today m'dear?

-Now I've prepared a good answer because I expected a gender question, but instead you're go about and ask me how I feel that's not how you treat a lady god


I'm feeling like my head is packed in wool, I've overslept but hey I got to fix my sleeping schedule! Otherwise I'm just feeling like every day since the beginning of the year.


Hey now throw them assumptions to the wind man THIS AIN'T NONE OF THAT OLD SHIT also I wish you a nice day today

NOW HERE'S THE COMPLETELY ORIGINAL QUESTION OF WHY YOU FREQUENT AZ. How do you put up with the horrors of Awkward Zombie?

-It's a mix between habit and having conversations, or just talk about what's on my mind.

There is no real trick to survive AZ, just take up the episodes of stupid because they'll end sooner or later. Aswell as not paying attention to people you don't like that much I guess.
But usually the good makes up for the bad, members are pretty tolerant and the proletariats do a good job - and we have a lot of cool bros on the board too.


I agree on all fronts (except for everything you said that was positive seriously fuck this stupid place)

So speaking of other members, it's no secret that you're good pals with Mr. Shaddelicious. What's the man behind the screen like in person, might I ask?

-I don't exaggerate when I say that he's probably the most generous, forgiving, loving and caring person you've ever encountered - needless to say also one of the best friends you'll ever have.
He's usually very collected and neutral on the forums, but that is rather because of mod duty. Off-duty, he's very relaxed and layed back, cracking a lot of jokes; it's cool to just discuss whatever and have fun. Even when we talk daily, it sometimes still feels like we didn't get to talk enough. The visists were even worse, there were simply not enough hours in the day - even though we did nothing else than video games and talking (and going to places to eat stuff).
As weird as it seems, one of my favorite memories is from our first meeting, where we were sitting on the couch in our PJs, watching the morning magazine on TV and eating cereals.

I know him for around one year and a half by now, but it feels like I've known him since forever and that we grew up together. Everyone has their flaws, but Shaddelicious is the first person where they don't annoy me (and sometimes already the smallest things do so). He can be clumsy and very forgettable, and unfortunately very insecure about himself at times - but he'll never forget you. When you ask him for help, he'll be there.
I wish for him that he'll be able to gain more confidence in himself one day, because this guy deserves to have a wonderful life without fear and regret. I think everyone should get a slice of Shaddelicious, you'll be guaranteed to learn something important and useful. The world needs more inspirational and uplifting people like him, it would be such a better place.
If I wouldn't know it better, he's like a young, modern French Dalai Lama.


Ahh, seems you've made quite a friend in Shaddelicious. I also think he's a regular swell guy, even with the sparse few conversations I've had with him. Thanks for the insight!

Now onto you, Tatzel; what would you say is one of your favorite things to do in the world? (time and circumstances permitting)


-Hmm, that's a tricky question, because I don't have any real favorite things. I enjoy drawing and playing video games, aswell as driving at night (and driving fast).

But I guess there is one thing I could name which I thoroughly enjoy, altough it's nothing big. I really like working on my stories and characters and developing them further, especially one story in particular. It's a Persona fan story which is very dear to me for multiple of reasons. I've worked on it with a partner, but unfortunately I'm the only one who keeps working on it because I don't know how things are with him. I hope that when he abandons the project, that he allows me to keep the things he contributed, because it's very far and the characters are just so well developed.
Sometimes it makes me sad that it's only a fan story and nothing original, because these are the best characters I've ever written, and I've never become so attached to any of my creations before. But then I think about the good and funny scenes, make up some parodies or even new scenes, and then it's just all good again.


You should know that that is a really awesome thing to enjoy; crafting stories and characters. It's always good to be proud of those things that you create!

You mentioned that you enjoy driving around at night (which is also one of my favorite things to do, especially really fast when I can.) Do you happen to enjoy the area in which you live?

-I like lights the most while driving at night, and considering I live in a so called city state (a city big enough to be it's own state - still small compared to other states) there is a lot of light going on. HOWEVER because I grew up in a very rural region, I actually don't like driving here with my car because I get easily confused on the traffic. Driving around in the tram is cool though! And taking walks in the inner city.

My prefered nightdrive is on the highway actually, when you have a higher position and ou can see a city or village in the distance with all the lights. Or just anything bright you come across while you're on the way.
I think the scariest (and also pretty awesome) drive I had was in France when I was driving to Shaddelicious last year. Everything was pitch black, but it was a full moon night, and at one point I hit an open area (previously and later it was a lot of wood area), and because I was driving so fast and the road had a slight curve, it felt you were circling the final fortress of the big bad in an RPG; it also helped that the moon was REALLY bright, had a deeper blue shade and it appeared to be really close. I turned my lights off for a couple seconds - I'll never forget the feeling.
Both because the unique scene, and also because holy shit I can't see where I'm driving

Also, because I wasn't driving on the highway but on shitty country roads, I occassionally came across roundabouts. Pretty often there were nice statues or other buildings on them - one was a spinning fountain of light of some sorts which changed colors.


That sounds like a purely fuckin phenomenal drive man. IT'S LIKE I'M IN THE CAR WITH YOU DUDE I'M THERE

Alright one final question m'dear. What do you think you value most about your time here on AZ? (If you say anything other than "all the dicks" then you're definitely wrong)


-I guess all the people I've gotten in touch with over the time. It might sound weird to some, but AZ was pretty life changing.
For the better or the worse - that I cannot say. A lot of things are upside down at the moment, but the experience was incredibly valuable either way.

I'm not really around the internet, so I often get various information trough AZ.
And also the rare times when AZ is not dicks - or rather, when there is something else than dicks, it tends to be a good source of laughter.


Haha, yes AZ is indeed an experience, and many times a good one. Awesome people like you and everyone else are what keep me here. Also sorry gotta disagree, dicks are the most funny thing hands down.

Well I wanna thank you very much for being interviewed, your answers were very informative! Any parting words?


-What is a shrinky dink

What
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What the heck kinda weird name is this, anyways










shrinky dink


Amazing

[Vax]

Guys this was a really good interview read it read it hard

[Tetrunes]

:'(

[Vax]

WELL SO WAS YOURS BUT RESPECT THAT HELLA INTROSPECTION BRO RESPECT IT

[[Insert Fail]]

11/10 would read over and over

[Shad]

stuff about me

[Vax]

Get that shit outta here Great Handsome Oppressor this is a private party god no one invited you

[Exeres]

Only cool kids allowed.

[Cafall]

[Nefarious Bear]

I want an interview too, please.

[General]

I would like to be interviewed later if that is okay

[saximaphone]

INTERVIEW

OVERLOAD.

[Flicky]

Don't expect anything exceptionally funny from my interview.

I'm not funny

I'm not interesting

I'm not anything

[BurntToShreds]

BurntToShreds' Interview with Flicky

First off, are you a guy or a girl?
Whatever you want me to be, babe

What led you to the AZ Forums in the first place? I was a long time reader of AZ, but what really brought me in was-
The answer just cuts off here. I think Flicky meant this next question to be their answer. That, or he got eaten by a dinosaur.

What are your top 5 favorite threads, and why?
1. ATU-ITCATF: It's General Chat. What other reason do I need?
2. General Game Gabbin': I like hearing others' opinions on games.

TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER 3

Do you like to read books? If so, what Genre, and could you list off some of your favorites?
Dystopian future or Sci-fi. I'm in fact reading The City of Ember right now. My favorite series has got to be The Hunger Games

What other internet spots do you hang out at? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
I used to go to a place called Rock Hard Quarry (originally ROBLOX HQ). I, unfortunately, inadvertently got the original ROBLOX HQ shut down and Rock Hard Quarry only lasted about a year. I don't like going too deep into it. Some dark times.

If you could live in any city from a work of fiction, which city would you choose?
I like my town just the way it is. Falling apart and brimming with assholes. So I guess every Dystopian future city.

Finally, if you could eliminate one website from the face of the earth, which one would you choose?
Can I make it a group? If so, every single god daisies My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan-website ever created. In fact, while giving the order, I will make the quote from Star Wars. "Wipe them out. All of them."

Hey Vax, I was thinking that you could do more humorous interview while I stick with the informative ones. You can interview pretty much anybody you feel like.