General Party Thread

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:50 pm

Alexandy13 wrote:Barkeep! I need a Strawberry Margarita, a PANK Squirrel, and a Bloody Mary. All in order, and each drink brought when I finish the previous drink.

You got it pal.
JEFF, A FAGGOTS DELIGHT, ON THE DOUBLE!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:51 pm

lyrasen wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:ITT Made-Up drinks.
WHO WANTS A SCREAMING ORGASM?
No, seriously, it's right there on the menu!
"Screaming Orgasm."

I saw that drink when I went abroad once.

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:58 pm

Ok, so how many Screaming Orgasms am I givin' out today? I gotta know in advance...

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:09 pm

Tales wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:ITT Made-Up drinks.
WHO WANTS A SCREAMING ORGASM?
No, seriously, it's right there on the menu!
"Screaming Orgasm."
I saw that drink when I went abroad once.

daisies foreign people.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:27 pm

SIR MY ROOT BEAR IS WARM
GOOD JOB SIR
*puts a hundred in the tip jar*

Stu_Pidasl · Post by **Stu_Pidasl** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:03 pm

Unbalanced wrote:
Stu_Pidasl wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:Would anybody care to take a free upstanding member of society to the prom ;-;

(No homos)
upstanding members of society can't be choosers.

Come on.
Well at least all the gays are already called for

(I hope)

I'm an actor.

I can be anything you want me to be tonight.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:07 pm

Berkeep! You know that Drunk handicap on DDR that makes all the arrows sway back and forth? Give me enough beverage to make it so I see the arrows like that normally.

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:19 pm

For you? Alright then.
JEFF! HE WANTS HALF A GLASS OF WINE AND A PUNCH IN THE DOME! SERVE IT UP!
(Wow, I'm brutal to you today. Here, have $50 of the tip I just got...and that punch in the dome is on the house.)

Stu_Pidasl · Post by **Stu_Pidasl** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:21 pm

Tales wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:ITT Made-Up drinks.
WHO WANTS A SCREAMING ORGASM?
No, seriously, it's right there on the menu!
"Screaming Orgasm."
I saw that drink when I went abroad once.

You had to go abroad? They usually come to me.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:21 pm

[BurntToShreds steps onto the dance floor. His face (Or whatever you can see of it that isn't obscured by his hat) goes red, or even redder since he's drunk. Slightly embarrassed and shy, Burnt tries getting into the music. He trips over nothing and hits the floor face-first.]

"Urrgh!!"

[Burnt picks himself up off the floor. He's not drunk enough to lose his dignity, so he decides to stop trying and walks (shakily) off the dance floor.]

"Screw this, I'm going to go watch TV."

[BurntToShreds reclines in a big leather chair off in a corner of the club/auditorium/whatever the hell this place is and watches the plasma TV on the wall.]

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:22 pm

Hey, buddy. You look like you could use a drink. HEY BARKEEP! A ROUND OF ROOT BEARS FOR ME AND MY PAL HERE!

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:29 pm

Who likes to rock the party?

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:09 am

HEY GUYS
YOU READY FOR THE AFTER-AFTER PARTY?

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:10 am

Sloth
that is like the best thing I have ever seen
ever

Words cannot describe how great that is

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:13 am

inorite?
I love /co/