General Party Thread

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:42 am

Comin' right up sir. JEFF GRAB ME ANOTHER COMMERADE PEPPER!
And Spoony...it's just my way.
I'll break your heart Spoony. Don't get too close.

EDIT: HEY JEFF! GET SB A MT. PEPSI! YEAH, ROOM TEMP. I WANT HIM OUTTA HERE FAST AS POSSIBLE, HE'S SCARIN' AWAY THE BUSINESS!

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:51 am

Fooflyer wrote:
gigoergong wrote:Hey guys, what did I miss?
shutup and lets dance

safety style

But I cannot dance.

Eat_box · Post by **Eat_box** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:56 am

IT'S SQUIGZOG'S BIRTHDAY.

DOES HE GET A PARTY?

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:04 am

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:17 am

Bartender! Give me a Scotch, a backup Scotch, and a boiler Scotch. That's a shot of Scotch floating in a bigger glass of Scotch.

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:30 am

Sure thing budd.
JEFF! YEAH, GET EM' AN OFFICE NOSE-DIVE! NO...NO HE SEEMS pop flyin' ENOUGH. I THINK HE'S JUST HERE FOR THE PARTY...NO YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS PROBLEMS...NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY EMPATHETIC...WELL MAYBE I HAV--I CAN'T TRY HARDER JEFF. YOU KNOW I HAVE ISSUES...YEAH HE WANTS IT COLD.

Stu_Pidasl · Post by **Stu_Pidasl** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:30 am

Unbalanced wrote:Would anybody care to take a free upstanding member of society to the prom ;-;

(No homos)

upstanding members of society can't be choosers.

Come on.

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:35 am

Dude...you just made your 333rd post almost exactly at 3:33 (on my clock).
You're clearly a witch and I must burn you.

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:21 am

Barkeep, is there whiskey here?

Post by **Vax** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:42 am

Well of course there is. One moment please.
JEFF, NEED A MUG AND SOME FIRE-WATER FOR OUR FRIEND OVER HERE!...WELL I DON'T KNOW...WELL HE LOOKS 21 I GUESS...NO I DIDN'T CHECK..WELL BECAUSE I--NO I DON'T WANT TO GET CLOSED DOWN BUT--OH MY GOD JEFF I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF. GAWD.
Alright sir here's your whiskey. On the house...because I don't have a cash-register.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:21 pm

Vaxidd8 wrote:
Spoony wrote:Vax.

Vax are you for real.
Now Paul was a real estate novelist
who never had time for a wife~
My father's name is Paul Bishop. He bartended and sang at a bar called The "Rolls Touring Company" and "Holmes and Watsons" in a city called Troy, NY. Joel, at one point very early in his career, before he even became notable, crashed for a while above the Rolls. He got free been and mooched off the clientel and the people who worked there for about a month and left. He later went on to write a song about the bar, and dad, being a prominent figure in the city, was included.

Was he talking with Davey who's still in the navy and probably will be for life?

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:49 pm

Barkeep! I need a Strawberry Margarita, a PANK Squirrel, and a Bloody Mary. All in order, and each drink brought when I finish the previous drink.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:55 pm

Stu_Pidasl wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:Would anybody care to take a free upstanding member of society to the prom ;-;

(No homos)
upstanding members of society can't be choosers.

Come on.

Well at least all the gays are already called for

(I hope)

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:01 pm

ITT Made-Up drinks.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:11 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:ITT Made-Up drinks.

WHO WANTS A SCREAMING ORGASM?
No, seriously, it's right there on the menu!
"Screaming Orgasm."