AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Here's a thread to post recent realizations you've had or things you've learned..

I've realized that everything is knives.

And that cats are selfish assholes.

i am a robot

I REALIZED

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WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL ISSSS

that if they sky is grey as shit it's probably going to rain.

I learned how to ride the ponysnake all the way to tunatown.

It is not socially acceptable to enkindle innocent equines and propel them off escarpments.

im dying odds

I learned that if you order something on Wednesday night and its going to be a three day weekend don't get up early on Tuesday expecting a package. It won't be there.

There is almost always an Oriental restaurant next to a Chick-fil-a.

I have learned the word metatarsal-phalangeal

This one time, at band-camp...

The Big Cheese wrote:I learned how to ride the ponysnake all the way to tunatown.

Where's tunatown?

I learned that driving a boat is much harder than driving a car.
I dont blame spongebob for failing so much anymore

Indecisive wrote:
I learned that driving a boat is much harder than driving a car.
I dont blame spongebob for failing so much anymore

I can't get past that fucking divot.

I got to level 3.

Took one look.

Said Fuck that shit.