AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alexandy tilted his head up, looking for the counterweight.

It's got to be up there somewhere... Ah-ha!

He smiled as he picked up a spare gear from the floor and flung it straight upwards.

After walking a few yards Sneak heard his party's pursuer. Who ever it was didn't count on Sneak being paranoid, like all goblins. He stepped into the darkness and turned invisible. He took a few steps back and saw a raccoon. This one though boldly walked so it could be seen. Or so it could see what it was after. Sneak waited until it was closer then leaped onto the surprised raccoon. He lifted it by the tail and held a dagger to it's throat. "where'd ya go Sneak?" Animak yelled out after a few minutes. Sneak stepped out where he could be seen. "Oh hey! You caught us dinner! But I don't know how to prepare raccoon. Hey skankity-booty, do you know how to cook raccoon?"

"Please don't kill me!" the raccoon screamed...

Hoop doop this place updates faster than I can draw, gnnnnhhh

Squigzog wrote:After walking a few yards Sneak heard his party's pursuer. Who ever it was didn't count on Sneak being paranoid, like all goblins. He stepped into the darkness and turned invisible. He took a few steps back and saw a raccoon. This one though boldly walked so it could be seen. Or so it could see what it was after. Sneak waited until it was closer then leaped onto the surprised raccoon. He lifted it by the tail and held a dagger to it's throat. "where'd ya go Sneak?" Animak yelled out after a few minutes. Sneak stepped out where he could be seen. "Oh hey! You caught us dinner! But I don't know how to prepare raccoon. Hey skankity-booty, do you know how to cook raccoon?"

"Please don't kill me!" the raccoon screamed...

"OSHI-"
"SPARE ME OR YOU WILL ANGER THE MIGHTY TALKING RACCOON GODS," Dominion said quickly. He didn't put a whole lot of thought into this one.
(scratch whatever i said here last time, i'm back.)

Only one shot at this he thought as he ran towards the soon to be lifted lift. As it was going up, Perry jumped on to the lift. "Sewers? I didn't even need to hear that you were also after treasure to see through that old one. But, had I not known that you, too, were also after treasure, I wouldn't try following you here."
"Oh! I still haven't introduced myself yet: Perry Guyson. So, I guess you're also looking for the seven keys, eh?"

Alexandy simply shrugged while watched the counter weight fall as they rose.

Well, you caught me, I am looking for the seven keys,

He extended a paw for a handshake.

Alexandy Auora, you can just call me Alex for now

Why do you use italics instead of quotation marks.

I dunno, it's become a habit for me.

Explanatory page get.

Broshake accepted. "Since these keys 'open the door to the heart's desires' I'm guessing it functions like any other door and allows multiple patrons through it. So, let's team up why not. More interesting than just lumbering about ourselves. Speaking of interesting," he said a little concerned, "I think this lift is getting a bit too fast. Very a bit too fast."

Alexandy examined Perry's observation.

Let's see, the counter weight was probably a bag of gears and springs, so it might have been considerably heavy. And seeing as nothing seems to stop this steep plate from smashing right onto the ceiling, I'd have to agree with you on that.

"Well, we seem a few seconds from the top, so let's jump off shall we?"

Ow wow! That's real riveting! Nothing but one liners. Yes nothing says well thought out like a one liner! Because we so want to read no more than four lines per post instead of filled out, detailed posts that can tell the tale that took seven posts from you two.

Could you two possibly put a little more substance in your posts?

We'll try Captain Nitpick.

You are really kindof cluttering at this point, actually.