AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sneak considers killing the outsider, but needs to be elsewhere. He was supposed to be there earlier and now his master would be angry with him if he was terribly late. If he was just fashionably late his master would not care.

1 kill = Fashionably late.

Squigzog wrote:Sneak considers killing the outsider, but needs to be elsewhere. He was supposed to be there earlier and now his master would be angry with him if he was terribly late. If he was just fashionably late his master would not care.

1 kill = Fashionably late.

Dominion thinks he hears footsteps.
He gets the fuck out of there, running out of Darnor back into Middleton.

PAUL wandered about PORTON, looking for one of the SEVEN KEYS TO YOUR HEART'S DESIRE. He considers actually trekking about the overworld, searching manually for the keys, the hard way, but he is in severe lack of the PHYSICAL STAMINA needed to accomplish such a task. He walks around PORTON, pondering his method of finding the SEVEN KEYS TO YOUR HEART'S DESIRE in order to become JEFF MANGUM LIKE. He walks around, and sees a FLYING SHIP in the port, designed to bring a team of archeologists into the CITY ABOVE THE CLOUDS for research. Paul calls up his COMPLETELY LEGAL CONTACTS and LEGALLY BARGAINS for the FLYING SHIP. A few short hours later, he quickly sneaks the ship out of the port and goes on his ADVENTURE to be JEFF MANGUM LIKE.

Alexandy13 wrote:"Really, it you say?

...

I'm not sure I remember, could you refresh my memory a little?

"Well, I normally don't like giving info to others, but... you hear of the seven keys? Scattered across the land, they say. With 7 keys and 9 villages, assuming some aren't in the wilderness, there's already a good chance one is here. Combined with rumors of a treasure, it's gotta be here. But what I need to know from you, is what you know about the treasure, if anything."

Dominion: *huff* *puff*
Guy: Well? Are they attacking or not?
Dominion: Um..maybe. No...probably not?
Guy: Give me a straight answer! What have you been doing in there anyway?
Dominion: Uh...I just...I need a rest.
Guy: Fine, go to the inn. But know that these faulty services of yours will only grant you a free room for a little longer.
Dominion:...oh great...
Dominion sleeps, his mind worried on what happened in Darnor.

Sorry Zang. I'm not a writer, I'm an artist.

Oh jeez. When did this thing get moving? And Odds, Sneak is boss.


I'll probably make an update tomorrow, starting in Porton, because it's fitting. Also, for some strange reason, I really like that as a city's name.

IN A NON-DESCRIPT INN

IN A NON-DESCRIPT CORRIDOR, NOTHING WAS HAPPENING

BUT WAIT, WHATS THIS?

A THIEF EMERGES
"Ah, the old hiding under a box trick, works every time, lets see what this totally randomly picked out room has in it"

The thief looks through that peepy hole thing that doors have
"ok some guy with spiky hair, another with a welding mask, a big sword thing and a electric doohickey" he said
"These suckers are going to be easy to rob!" he says as he begins to pick the lock on the door

good thing i have a high Lockpick skill

*click*



The thief snuck into the room, carefully treading as to not awake the residents. He reached under the bed of the masked one, and began to sift through the bag. Accidentally, he shifted a rectangular device, which turned out to be a small knife, and the blade shot out, jabbing his hand and causing him to let out a quiet yell from shock.


Note: this should be faster then it is
This, however, woke the masked person. "Zang, wha-" he began to ask, but he quickly realized it wasn't Zang. The thief made a run for the door, and he nearly made it before the man caught tangled his foot in a whip, sending him tumbling out of the door, and into the nearest wall.



This noise from this of course woke Zang as well.

Ralkar stood poudly on a hill and overlooked his days work in a proud manner.



Recently Ents had been causing trouble for some lumberjacks, but they're okay now.

He turned and began his journey back to town to claim his reward of 3 gold pieces and a lump of wood when suddenly a harsh voice shrieked at him.



"WHAT HAVE YOU DOWN TO MY FOREST"

"This must be the ugliest thing I have ever seen," Ralkar thought aloud accidently.

The woman explained that Ralkar had burned her children and then Ralkar explained he was very sorry, then she explained that he would be sorry, always the one to catch a threat, Ralkar explained that he was sorry already.



Then there was an awkward silence and Ralkar thought about how many knives he could buy for 3 gold and a lump of wood.

Just below the bridge...



A young man was hauling what appeared to be a medkit around, probably for some poor soul. Not that they deserved it.

???: Man, I don't even underst-



The lantern that The Sneak tossed landed right on his head. He dropped the box in pain and was about to go unconscious.

It was a rather eloquent headshot, as headshots go.



Lying on the floor, the young man was now fully unconscious. Not for long, though. The lantern's yellow flame came out of its home, infiltrating his body. He heard a voice in his subconscious.

S?: WHAT A STRANGE BEING.
???: I... uh..
S?: AM I TO RESIDE IN YOU?
???: Am I dead? What in the world's going on?
S?: HMPH. IT SEEMS LIKE I WILL BE. BUT WHAT STRANGE CLOTHES. EXCUSE MEEEE~

He woke up, feeling somewhat different from before. Well, a lot different. For one thing his clothes had torn in a rather strange way. Man, he looked like a woman.



A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Name: Will Alwhisp
Age: 21
Abilities: Spooky voodoo shaman magic. Generally pertaining to fire. Turquoise fire! Also, being a trap.
Personality: Blunt, mischievous, a little reckless. Sexuality questionable from this point on.


S?: VERY WELL THEN. YOU ARE MY NEW VESSEL NOW.
W: Excuse me, but what exactly are you planning with me? I mean, I can read your mind and you can read mine, so what's this about these.. seven keys?
S?: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER EXPLAINING.
W: Apfth, fine.

"Wha-" Zang cut himself off as he saw the thief. He grabbed his sword and ran over. "You gotta be kidding me, you woke me up in the middle of the night....".

Zang pointed his sword at the thief lying on the floor.

"Take it easy Zang" Palenque said, "maybe he can help us."
"hmm..." Zang murmured to himself


Zang then immediately grabbed the man by his collar and started shaking him. "What on earth are you doing?!?" Palenque said, shocked.
"I'm robbing him, that's what I'm doing-shh, I hear a rattle."
a small lock pick fell out of his pocket and onto the floor. "Haha!" Zang exclaimed, picking it up. "See, he did come in handy. Well" He turned again to the thief, "try robbing someone else. Goodnight." he then turned and went back to the room.

Just something for anyone who is going to do something in the inn (As far as I know it's only bill) I'm still outside the room.

ill do an entry were when you shook me i bonked my head
bonking my characters head changes the personas
the clothes change too
MAGIC