AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Making a special guest appearance in Angie's story is me apparently.

No it's just some dude



either that or all guys that i draw look like you


I suck at drawing


You'll have a special appearence later maybe idk

NAME: The Sneak
AGE: Old enough
ABILITIES: Skilled Lock pick, Sneaky, Skilled with knives
PERSONALITY: Conniving, cynical, cowardly, clever

Game Angel wrote:No it's just some dude



either that or all guys that i draw look like you


I suck at drawing


You'll have a special appearence later maybe idk

Spoiler: I look like everyone. AT ALL TIMES.

Saint starts babbling with excitement at this new being.

S: On behalf? What's that mean? Hey hey, what's your name? I'm Saint! What's Middleton like? Do they all look like you? I guess they don't, I don't look like a lot of the others here. Am I talking too fast? You're big! But everyone is. Hey you got a tail! What's that on your head? Boss said it was something called hair but I don't think I've ever seen it. Maybe I just don't remember. Does it rain in Middleton? I don't really like rain, 'cause then I get all wet.

Eventually, Alexandy's nap was interrupted by a conversation between the wagon's driver and someone else.

"Seven golden keys to unlock your hearts desire? I don't believe in rumors as farfetched as that,"

"Not to many people agree with you there, I've heard that several treasure hunters went for the keys and most barely returned with their lives, the rest perished without a trace,"

"Poppycock, it's just a story for kids to keep pop flyin' and stop annoying their folks,"

"Seven keys to unlock a heart's desire, would keep my kids quiet,"

Alexandy stopped listening after that much, the conversation became rather unimportant after the mention of the hunters. Seven golden keys to unlock your heart's desire, cheddar, power, fame... Well, he really didn't need cheddar, he had his parent's inheritance for that, and he didn't have a need for power, and fame... Fame is a maybe. Maybe he had a deep desire, a desire so deep he didn't know it... Nah, that's silly. Then again, the keys may provide an interesting treasure hunt before this vacation ends. Alexandy shrugged to himself and started to nod off again, he'll decide to go once he reaches Mangaton.

bagofnuts wrote:Saint starts babbling with excitement at this new being.

S: On behalf? What's that mean? Hey hey, what's your name? I'm Saint! What's Middleton like? Do they all look like you? I guess they don't, I don't look like a lot of the others here. Am I talking too fast? You're big! But everyone is. Hey you got a tail! What's that on your head? Boss said it was something called hair but I don't think I've ever seen it. Maybe I just don't remember. Does it rain in Middleton? I don't really like rain, 'cause then I get all wet.

DR: Oh dear... well I'm Dominion Rod, and uh...how old are you? And...what are you?[/i]

S: I'm six! Like, the one that looks like an explodey-thing but it's not being thrown! Bzjlrgph taught me that!

pbth editI'm a demon, like a bunch of the other guys here! There's some other people who aren't but a lot of us are. What are you?pbth edit

Hey hey hey do you like setting things on fire? I don't really like it but Boss wants me to light candles and they keep going out and it gets annoying when they do that because then I have to light them again but then other ones go out and it makes me frustrated. Hey what's that book you have over there?

bagofnuts wrote:S: I'm six! Like, the one that looks like an explodey-thing but it's not being thrown! Bzjlrgph taught me that! Hey hey hey do you like setting things on fire? I don't really like it but Boss wants me to light candles and they keep going out and it gets annoying when they do that because then I have to light them again but then other ones go out and it makes me frustrated. Hey what's that book you have over there?

Dominion: Mmph, you're six? Well, that explains that and uh this book is- well, I haven't read it yet! It's called '' The Seven Keys to Your Heart's Desire." Know anything about it?

S: Oh yeah sure but not a lot! Tbythlpthgaj told me that if you find seven keys 'round the world they'll let you get what you really really want! Like, from your heart! I don't know if I have one though all I have is this lamp I guess it's kind of like one but I don't really know I'll have to ask Boss about it but he'll just smack me again or something he seems to do that a lot.

Do you need air? I don't need air! Well I don't think I do. It's hard to tell. I don't even know a lot of myself! Weird, huh?

How old are you again? I don't remember asking! You're so nice! But who let you into Darnor? I thought they shot people out there with those pointy arrows or guns or whatever we have now. Sometimes we shoot ourselves but I think it's by accident. I don't wanna be shot. It doesn't sound fun. Do you people from Middleton shoot each other? Where is Middleton anyways? I know what middle is but I don't know how to read maps that well and whenever I have free time Boss tries to make me light more candles.

"Well, you wanna know about the keys, do ya?" said one of the many people Perry had tried to get info out of. "But get out of my window frame first!" He had of course been entering peoples houses to interrogate them.

"All in due time. The info, if you would."

Still sleepy, the man answered without further prodding. "Well, it's just a rumor, but I heard of vast hoards of treasure in mangoton, southeast of here. Maybe they have some key or whatever in there. Now get!"

"But, how can I leave," he said as he started to fade, "when I was never here."

The man stood puzzled, falsely swearing off some food or other before bed again, and went back to sleep. "Mangoton, eh? I should get moving while it's still dark." Perry ran swiftly (thanks to his ninja training) to mangaton, hoping others weren't looking for the same treasure as he.

Oh, starter locations... Hm... I guess, I'll start in the forest by Ruralton. That sounds about right... XP

bagofnuts wrote:S: Oh yeah sure but not a lot! Tbythlpthgaj told me that if you find seven keys 'round the world they'll let you get what you really really want! Like, from your heart! I don't know if I have one though all I have is this lamp I guess it's kind of like one but I don't really know I'll have to ask Boss about it but he'll just smack me again or something he seems to do that a lot.

Do you need air? I don't need air! Well I don't think I do. It's hard to tell. I don't even know a lot of myself! Weird, huh?

How old are you again? I don't remember asking! You're so nice! But who let you into Darnor? I thought they shot people out there with those pointy arrows or guns or whatever we have now. Sometimes we shoot ourselves but I think it's by accident. I don't wanna be shot. It doesn't sound fun. Do you people from Middleton shoot each other? Where is Middleton anyways? I know what middle is but I don't know how to read maps that well and whenever I have free time Boss tries to make me light more candles.

D: Seven keys around the world...hmm. I suppose I may as well answer your questions then.
Yes12thankyouihadaboxit'snotmostofthetimenotcandlesarecoolman.

As the wagon made a stop at Mangaton's wall, Alexandy slipped off the wagon and fallowed it in the town. Nice place, might get a second home around here someday, Alexandy thought to himself as he looked around the streets, Might as well get some supplies before I look for those keys, and a little information about the dang things in the first place,

S: What? Nonono candles are hot! Very hot! Unless they're frozen. But I've never seen a frozen candle. Have you? I bet I'd see one if I went out for those keys but I don't know where to start so I'm just stuck here trying to figure out where to go. Do you know where to go? I guess not I mean I just met you and you haven't read that book hey wait maybe that book'll tell us where to find them. Maybe could you read because I don't read very fast and everyone else does!