1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Syobon]

Ugh, my saliva tastes disgustingly bitter for some reason.

[DoNotDelete]

I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong

Fapping in the shower takes double or even triple as long for me to finish for some reason . It's probably due to the warm water, that de-stimulates the penis apparently. I dunno, I think the spit is supposed to act like a lubricant?

Ugh, my saliva tastes disgustingly bitter for some reason.

Interesting follow-on comment.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

[Syobon]

Oh god. I laughed.

[Trygve]

RHRrrhrhhrrrhrhrrrrhrh.

[Nachalnik]

I just found out that the painkiller I take is also used to treat cancer patients and to give ladies abortions

ohohoho what :I

[Riku]

Your doctor is trying to tell you something. Or not tell you, rather.

[Trygve]

All in a day's work.

[Nachalnik]

doctor doctor

give me the news

i've got a bad case of loving you

[Trygve]

Get ready for some surgery~

[John Craft]

Congratulations miss Nachalnik !
They're twins !

[Trygve]

And you're the father, John.

[John Craft]

AGAIN ?!
God Trygve, with the two daughters you were pregnant with, that'll be the forty-fourth and forty-fifth kids I've conceived this month !

[Trygve]

Good thing I took those painkillers.

Abortions to everyone!

[Nachalnik]

[Valbrandur]

I claim godfather title.