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Was she hot?
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She was cute, not really hot...but I still didn't want to see that.

I mean, I go to school with this chick. I'll never be able to see her the same way again.
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Chloemew wrote:I just have a huge thing for most uniforms in general. Especially military uniforms for some reason. :psyduck:
Give me a couple months
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Tatzel wrote:It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.
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Lotharu wrote: Give me a couple months
Then I'll be your Lt. Surge
You'd have to have the muscles as well :^D
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Then maybe three months
Tatzel wrote:It really feels like that clementine embodies your life Loth.
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Why do women spit all over dicks in porn. It's fucking gross, theres already saliva all over it.
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cause it make it easier to grip if they rub the spit off it
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I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong
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an indian burn on your dick might hurt
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Thank you Crush Bandicoot, for that incredibly unsettling thought.
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Dragoon778 wrote:She was cute, not really hot...but I still didn't want to see that.

I mean, I go to school with this chick. I'll never be able to see her the same way again.
It's like the one time a classmate got the password from our only girls rapidshare account and downloaded all the nude pictures.
And then he yelled "You guys wan't to see something disgusting?" (she wasn't ugly, actually) during a break she wasn't there.

I was eating pizza and had no idea what the fuzz was about, when I went to the back of the class.
Anyway, yeah, it can never be the same again.
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It's not like straight men don't do a once over on a girl the first time you meet them anyway. Don't say you don't we all do it.
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dorbelle wrote:I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong
I can't even fap in the shower for some reason it's weird. So I doubt I would like girls spitting all over my dick it's mainly the sound and the fact i find spitting nasty as fuck.
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dorbelle wrote:I was told it makes handjobs feel better too. Difference with fapping in the shower and at the computer me thinks. But I'm not a guy so I might be wrong
Fapping in the shower takes double or even triple as long for me to finish for some reason :psyduck: . It's probably due to the warm water, that de-stimulates the penis apparently. I dunno, I think the spit is supposed to act like a lubricant?
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