1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)
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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.
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I was joking.dorbelle wrote: Oh no, not this again.
I think a lot of people know where I'm from on here actually.
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I'm a jokster.

Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Wait what. I've never heard this.Syobon wrote:You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.

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don't cross the internal streams bro
100% Medically Accurate


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When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.
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Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.

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FFFFF ugh so we either strain our penis to pee or hold it in till it goes flacidSyobon wrote:When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the
semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.
good god
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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
or you could
you know
masturbate
you know
masturbate

this is my tf2 shit
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Dragoon778 wrote:Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.

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...It just feels like regular peeing for meHead of The Brothel wrote:Oh god no that feels horribleValbrandur wrote:Plus I tend to try and take a leak after fapping.
You are now manually breathing.
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...Fuck, seriously?Syobon wrote:When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.

Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...
Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?
Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?

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Link or gtfoDragoon778 wrote:Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...
Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?

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He just deleted it and updated his status "NO ONE FUCKING SAW THAT!"


