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Ohgod it never feels good.
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You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.

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dorbelle wrote: Oh no, not this again.

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Syobon wrote:You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.
Wait what. I've never heard this.
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don't cross the internal streams bro
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When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.

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Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.
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Syobon wrote:When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the
semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.
FFFFF ugh so we either strain our penis to pee or hold it in till it goes flacid

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or you could

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Dragoon778 wrote:Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:Plus I tend to try and take a leak after fapping.
Oh god no that feels horrible
...It just feels like regular peeing for me
You are now manually breathing.

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Syobon wrote:When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.
...Fuck, seriously?
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Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...

Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?
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Dragoon778 wrote:Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...

Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?
Link or gtfo
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He just deleted it and updated his status "NO ONE FUCKING SAW THAT!"
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