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Look them in the eye and finish like a beast

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Nachalnik wrote:started to wank off to porn for the first time and just as I was starting to get into it i nearly got caught

;____; ffffffuuuu
How adorable

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hurrdurr

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Trygve wrote:This thread screams
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Don't get me started on that. Hate so much.
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Nothing like getting two weeks of frustration out in one big shabang.

Gonna go have the best day ever now.
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Game Angel wrote:
Crispy wrote:
:c Don't remind me that he'll only be with me for a week. It makes me frown, Dorbelle.
A whole week? If I'm lucky, I'll be able to see Tuxedo Mask for one day, maybe two.
Here is me bawing about not having a boyfriend anymore. :C

Also forever no sex either.

Unless oral counts then whoops
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Idk, I've always considered oral a sexual act more than actual sex.
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There are too many new people on here.

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Sex to me is when two or more people are stimulating genitals.
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Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet
You are now manually breathing.

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Unbalanced wrote:Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet
Because women act like they hate everything to taunt and fool us.
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KevTehNev wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:Since when has every girl ever wanted to give a blowjob

why have men not discovered this yet
Because women act like they hate everything to taunt and fool us.
I KNEW IT.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Exeres wrote:I KNEW IT.
You are now manually breathing.

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BurntToShreds wrote:I am doing my best to quit fapping. I've gone a day so far. I just need something to keep myself occupied...
BurntToShreds wrote:I am doing my best to quit fapping.
BurntToShreds wrote:quit fapping.
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I need to reduce my fapping time.
I once posted here that sperm tends to leak out after fapping, sometimes 20 minutes, possibly even longer after fapping.. It was suggested I was wanking too much but if that's the case, one time after 3-4 days without fap is too much apparently.
So I assume I just gotta do it less so I won't be annoyed so often.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:Image
Some people try to stop, not because they think it's bad for them somehow, just to test their willpower/prove to themselves that they can

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