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Yes, it was my first time.
We lasted about 20 minutes.
She moaned, oh she moaned. When she moved her hips towards me, I made sure to thrust. Suffice it to say she buckled in ecstasy.
But like I said, it wasn't like 'Holy shit best experience of my life!!!!!11111!!!!shift+1'. Should it have been? I mean, even if it was my first time I still approach sex pretty casually.
Not bad, aint got shit on how long I lasted my first time.
And knowing when to thrust for maximum pleasure is pro tier, nice.
No, you got the right attitude about it.
It's nice, but not crucial.
Hell it's REALLY nice, but not the greatest thing that'll happen to you.
STORY TIME KIDDIES!
Ok so when I was living with my best friend in Santa Barbara we would go to parties every so often, like these big parties you kinda have to know people to get invited to.
So me and him and our friend Victor go to one, we get drunk but not plastered. We're gentlemen after all.
The party starts to die down and I'm chillin on the driveway looking at the moon, and these 2 chicks come and lay down too. The one next to me starts talking to me, and it's flirty right off the bat. She's telling me I'm cute, nice eyes and that jazz. She wants to go inside, I tell her I need some convincing to go inside (god I'm a sly cat) so she sits right on my crotch and with a breathy voice says into my ear "How about now?" So I go inside with her and we sit on a couch togther, and I get a blanket for us. We start to make out (with other people in the room including my two friends who know this is the first time I've ever facebattled a girl), then she kinda
starts to jack me off under the blanket complimenting my...size.
My bros leave the party and ask me if I wanna go, I say I'll stay for a bit and he says "ok be safe", Stay classy David.
So I'm stilll talking with this chick and we stay at the house watching various movies all goddam night till morning rolls around. Then we're walking down the street and I ask her if she wants me to make her breakfast at her place, she says sure. Bullshit I was making breakfast.
We get to her place, we're watching spongebob on tv. I'm no longer drunk at this point so my confidence is shot, but I say fuck it and start making out with her.
It happens
Freak out a little later and say I need to go home to get ready for a job interview, it was a lie but whatever she knew what this was.
Hug her at the door, blast my ipod on the way home, feel like a boss.
Wake my bro up, tell him what happened, says he's proud and gives me a hug.
Fuckyeah.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention the chick had a spongebob tattoo of Mr. Krabs, freaked me out a bit.
And her Sandy.
Go figure.
First post on page 666 of TMI thread?
I can dig it.
EDIT: saw post below, took out all the steamy things.
Sorry ladies.
