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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:15 pm
Maybe if it didn't have a mind of its own it would stop trying to meet girls on its own.
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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:58 pm
These new boxers are so comfortable and stylish~
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:14 pm
Off with it's head?Exeres wrote:Maybe if it didn't have a mind of its own it would stop trying to meet girls on its own.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:28 am
I don't think Trygve is Jewish.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:53 am
A mickey is a drink that you have tossed a roofie into. As in, "slipping a mickey." You're such a bro.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:12 am
My brother often leaves the Wii plugged in after he uses the Wiinternet. I come up and see it as a time-saving measure.
Usually I find it open to facebook.
This time it was porn.
Usually I find it open to facebook.
This time it was porn.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:13 am
was it hot
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:15 am
Nah man, it was some chick.The Big Cheese wrote:was it hot
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:24 am
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:37 am
Board wrote:Hey Sam, you better be ready to give up that cake, because guess who just had sex?
Me.
To be honest, it wasn't as amazing as I thought it would be. Though someone extreme pleasure through my thrusts was quite gratifying.
Was it your first time?
How long you last?
Did she moan like the fist of the north star?
DETAILS MAN.
In compensation I'll tell you about my first time.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:43 am
bleach the Wiimote, NOW.Operation Awesome wrote:Nah man, it was some chick.The Big Cheese wrote:was it hot
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:46 am
Taxicab, I expected you to use your sig as a response. I am disappoint.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:49 am
The day I put that as my signature I said "If you have sex, look at my sig." Which means I wouldn't need to post it again seeing as they're already looking at it.
Flerp derp.
Flerp derp.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:51 am
Will do.Stranaton wrote:bleach the Wiimote, NOW.THE NOSE wrote:Nah man, it was some chick.The Big Cheese wrote:was it hot
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:05 am
intercourse is p. rad