1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Exeres]

Maybe if it didn't have a mind of its own it would stop trying to meet girls on its own.

[Syobon]

These new boxers are so comfortable and stylish~

[Lotharu]

Maybe if it didn't have a mind of its own it would stop trying to meet girls on its own.

Off with it's head?

[Exeres]

I don't think Trygve is Jewish.

[Exeres]

A mickey is a drink that you have tossed a roofie into. As in, "slipping a mickey." You're such a bro.

[Operation Awesome]

My brother often leaves the Wii plugged in after he uses the Wiinternet. I come up and see it as a time-saving measure.

Usually I find it open to facebook.








This time it was porn.

[DarkSurfer]

was it hot

[Operation Awesome]

was it hot

Nah man, it was some chick.

[Nefarious Bear]

[Taxicab Samurai]

Hey Sam, you better be ready to give up that cake, because guess who just had sex?

Me.

To be honest, it wasn't as amazing as I thought it would be. Though someone extreme pleasure through my thrusts was quite gratifying.

Was it your first time?
How long you last?
Did she moan like the fist of the north star?
DETAILS MAN.

In compensation I'll tell you about my first time.

[Stranaton]

was it hot

Nah man, it was some chick.

bleach the Wiimote, NOW.

[Exeres]

Taxicab, I expected you to use your sig as a response. I am disappoint.

[Taxicab Samurai]

The day I put that as my signature I said "If you have sex, look at my sig." Which means I wouldn't need to post it again seeing as they're already looking at it.

Flerp derp.

[Operation Awesome]

was it hot

Nah man, it was some chick.

bleach the Wiimote, NOW.

Will do.

[Cafall]

intercourse is p. rad