AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hnnnnng. And it's even worse when they notice that you're walking funny. Or if you have to clean nonstop with no breaks
Trust me on the cleaning. yesterday sucked.

anti-sickness tablets only worked for an hour before it stopped

:I fml

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

Gotta love this thread.
Also to guys:Ever cum so hard you can feel your prostate wiggle around for a bit?

Crispy wrote:Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

This happens to guys too.

I practically never dream. I did tonight and of course, when I first dream, I dream about sex.

It also involved NPH and Chopstix.

Taxicab Samurai wrote:

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

Gotta love this thread.
Also to guys:Ever cum so hard you can feel your prostate wiggle around for a bit?

I've orgasmed so hard that my legs began to spasm but I have never felt that

mood swings all morning

ma thinks i'm faking being depressed :V

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:

Crispy wrote:Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

YES

and it's sometimes the worst because the phone suddenly started ringing/family or guests have arrived/etc and you're all jellylegged

Going to class like that is the worst. I feel so obvious.

Though it's not always from masturbating. 90% of the time I don't get jellied from wanking. It just always seem to want to work out that we have sex right before we need to go somewhere in public haha

The phenomenon of the quickie.

Trygve wrote:Got a boner and then it felt really strange. Turned out that my dick got out of my boxer and started to chafe on my pants.

Happened to me before, but it was that my foreskin somehow got rolled back and that just feels weird against anything :U

It doesn't usually happen though. I can only remember it happening a couple times at all actually.

Puking now. ugh. I feel like I'm dying...

I started birth control~

Now Dorbelle is open for business

But the only one in her area is... PALE!

DORBELLE! NO.

Just "woke up" if you could really call getting up every hour to shit water sleeping.
At least i'm not vomiting.
Trygve I blame you and that fudging bear.