1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Sollix]

Hey.Bro.
Thats not cool. My bum hurts just thinkin' 'bout that TP

[Chloemew]

good god i hate using public toilets

out of three stalls only one was avaliable because one had sick all over it and the other appeared to have been stained by someone's diarrhea or something

[Shad]

Hey.Bro.
Thats not cool. My bum hurts just thinkin' 'bout next august

I know I shouldn't do that but it makes me laugh

[Sollix]

:I

[Valbrandur]

Bleeding from one's booty after using toilet paper enhances the experience

[Fooflyer]

Feel the blood gushing from your anus

[betrippin]

Why have my pubes been itching so much?


And why is it only when I'm walking in public with a girl?

[Trygve]

I read walking as wanking.

Also, sexual frustration.

[Nachalnik]

I've gained a stone lately.

:'I my belly is too big for my small frame and it's basically starting to weigh me down

ffffffuuuuu

[The Idiotic Oracle]

To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

[Sollix]

Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

[Trygve]

erry time

[Sollix]

And it's always 'cause We're thinking of you, Trygve.
Always.

[Trygve]

I got the idea after watching Inception.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

YES

and it's sometimes the worst because the phone suddenly started ringing/family or guests have arrived/etc and you're all jellylegged