1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Valbrandur]

Maybe they're mostly just really self conscious about their flaws and thus think that they aren't worth someone who they can't see as many flaws in.

[Lotharu]

Maybe some people feel like their girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/person is way too good for them, like a "How did I possibly catch someone so amazing, there is no way I can even be compared to them"
I know that is always how I feel and it can really mess me up sometimes, worrying about them going to a "Better" person because they're way to good for me?

[Syobon]

It's really weird how love can alter your perception of reality.

Like this girl I like, deep down, rationally some part of me recognises her flaws, but for some reason I still find her emotionally the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Seriously, when you show me a like a serious model, some part of me rationally can clearly see she's much more beautiful according to pretty much anyone's standards(including my own), but I'd still prefer to be with that one girl, even when disregarding personalities. It's kind of weird being trapped between these conflicting feelings, but I'm just going to go with the positive ones, even though the girl is out of my league .

On a completely unrelated note, I spent the entire day covered in either blood or mud.

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On a completely unrelated note, I spent the entire day covered in either blood or mud.

It can be hard to tell in those old black and white movies.

[Syobon]

Nah, I meant that for some time I was covered in blood, and for the rest of the time I was covered in mud.

[Sollix]

why?

[iamthelordhitman]

my guess?

he murdered a pig

[Nachalnik]

my spit is so thick it's clogging up the sink

[Sollix]

Are you dehydrated, Nachal?

[Nachalnik]

Are you dehydrated, Nachal?

I don't think so. I'm spitting like this after I drink.

[shazza]

But what are you drinking? Stuff like soda, juice or milk really doesn't have enough water in it to rehydrate you properly. Only water does. And even if you do drink a lot of water sometimes you can still be dehydrated because you're lacking electrolytes or salts or ...a lot of different things. I experienced this a few weeks ago when I drank myself sick but still had a dry mouth and weakness, etc. Turned out I was lacking cell salts. Who knew.

But yeah that's odd. I'd think dehydration first too but if you're 100% sure you aren't then I may be concerned D:

[Riku]

As in, it's got mucus in it, Nachalnik? If so, you could be getting a sinus infection or something. Is it a weird color or anything? If that's the case, it would explain why water doesn't do anything to help.


As to the dehydration thing: Are your lips chapped and do you have a slight headache? If so, it will take a while for the water to kick in, but that along with some broth or something are about the only things that will help.

[Komodoensis]

You know what is awkward as all fuck? Hearing people talking about how they ripped their vagina. I was disturbed and confused on so many levels. But apparently it was next to her vagina, but it's still fucking weird.us But it was funny when the kid behind me said, "hey -insert his friends name here,- I think my left testicle is swollen." Oh school, you so disturbing.

[lyra/dicks]

i almost choked on a black olive and it went down the wrong way
i think it tried to go up my nose but sort of lodged there
after a while i got it out and swallowed it :I it was really weird because eating after that was uncomfortable

[Taxicab Samurai]

Dunno if this is really tmi but I have a question.

What makes you think that you don't desureve your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/person?

Seriusly like what the hell guys I hate it when people think like this.

Horribly low self esteem.
That's my excuse anyway.