1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[shazza]

Tall people rule. We can reach everything, even the highest shelves in the cupboards. No cookie is safe from us.

We can also make quips about the Lollipop Guild around pretty much everyone else.

I really dislike being tall :< I want to be like 5'4" or something...average height. I tower over almost everyone around me and most males are taller than me sure but not by much.



Also I have a HORRIBLE back, ugh, even though I work out weekly. I have scoliosis so I have nearly constant pain and knots and general uncomfortableness in my shoulder/neck area. My lower back is swayed in and my neck vertebrae are twisted like a rope for some reason. Chiropractors are the best people. Also massage therapists.

Which reminds me to call my chiro tomorrow. I have this awful knot in my left shoulder blade that is kind of hindering my everythig I do.

[Game Angel]

Tall people rule. We can reach everything, even the highest shelves in the cupboards. No cookie is safe from us.

We can also make quips about the Lollipop Guild around pretty much everyone else.

Yeah well, short people can... we can...

Napoleon complex?

oh fuck it

GODDAMNIT I'M NOT SHORT 5'3" IS PERFECTLY FINE FOR A YOUNG LADY

[Chloemew]

We're space saving! : D

[Ablu2]

We're space saving! : D

New compact body build!

[betrippin]

Just vacuum out the air and short people can fit: Under the bed, in your closet. underground because you fucking killed them for being short, and in the basement

[Komodoensis]

I'm like 5'5 1/2 or 5'6 1/2. I could be a bit taller, I'd prefer to be at least 5'8 or 5'9,

[Cori]

I'm 5'3" :<

I really wish I was just two inches taller. Just two inches.

YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR TALLNESS.

[DoNotDelete]

As long as you're healthy, it's all good.

[Riku]

Haha, I'm taller than Sloth by about two inches. Was a bit awkward at first, but we're used to it now, so 'sall good.
I think he wishes he were taller though.

[Sloth]

I do but I've learned to deal with it.

[Madican]

Wear heels Sloth.

[[Insert Fail]]

5'7.5"

Sloth can start stylin' those platforms everywhere.

[Trygve]

Levitating shoes.

[Sloth]

Levitating shoes.

Works for me.

[Trygve]

Just don't levitate too close to the sun.