1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Nachalnik]

I wish more men wore kilts

[Trygve]

I would if I lived in Scotland and had the Salvesen kilt.

Because I am related to Lord Salvesen.

[Chloemew]

Good god I can't stand dresses. More hassle than they're worth. :T

[Nachalnik]

Some people make it look easy as fuck to wear a dress.

[Trygve]

With my Scottish blood, I must look dazzling in a dress.

[Ablu2]

Salvesen.

Change one letter and you have my last name.

[hotb]

With my east anglian blood I look dazzling in three legged trousers.

[Trygve]

Salveson?

[Spoony]

I wish more girls wore dresses

Hahahah, how much better things could be.

[hotb]

Spoony is that you

[Trygve]

That's his night gown.

I know. I gave it to him. And then he gave himself to me.

[Spoony]

I just

I need to wear it

to feel like the real me

[Cori]

'Modern fashion' dresses are too skanky for me most of the time. A nice floor length with some embroidery on the seams would be pretty, but most of the stuff I see are those weird numbers that look like they're bunched up around a person's thighs.

Makes them look like they can't wear a dress right, in my opinion.

If I was to wear a dress, I would more readily wear a floor-length renaissance style dress with a flowy skirt that falls just below my ankles.

That being said I'd rather just wear pants. I don't like my legs.

[Spoony]

Pretty much modern fasion everything is too skanky, from what I have observed. Why wear something nice when you can just show as much skin as possible hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Trygve]

It's feels like I am wearing nothing at all!
It's feels like I am wearing nothing at all!
It's feels like I am wearing nothing at all!
It's feels like I am wearing nothing at all!