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Head of The Brothel wrote:nair
I read that while eating.
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last night I was in town and I was waiting outside this restaurant about to go in and this man thought I was a rent boy. I wasn't dressed like one or anything either hahaha.
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Is "rent boy" a term for what I think it is?

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Avengifier wrote:Is "rent boy" a term for what I think it is?
um, someone who gets paid for sex? A male prostitute.

and lol whaaaaat princess brothel
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Nachalnik wrote:Have you ever shaved down there?

It's like pouring acid on your privates. And then you can't even wear pants because it rubs against your skin so much.

Ughhh
I use a women's leg razor with soap attached to it, so that I don't even need shaving cream :oops: . It works pretty well.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
Crispy wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:Also, I don't know if I'm some kind of mutation, but on close examination of the hair follicles on my arms, I actually have two strands of hair emerging from each follicle.

That isn't normal, bro.
o-o My legs do this. Arms too. Glad I'm not the only one, DnD.
I thought it was weird too, Actually.
Hairy mutant cousin high-five!

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Fuck yeah,Bro!

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And, I will shave down there in summer. Because I know between now and then I'm not gettin' any action.

Trim Trim. Fuck shaving for now.
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:Have you ever shaved down there?

It's like pouring acid on your privates. And then you can't even wear pants because it rubs against your skin so much.

Ughhh
You're doing it wrong then.
Girls that I talk to always tell me how smooth and awesome they feel after shaving.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhh if it hurts you're doing it wrong. Get a razor with multiple blades and some good shaving creme or thick soap (if you like to see, like I do.) The only place you probably won't be able to shave against the grain of your hair would be right on the front where your pants rub but shaving with the grain gets the job done and doesn't burn. If you do it right it is like the best feeling ever :>

I would not reccomend using Nair or equivalent hair removal cremes for anything near your private parts. That shit like BURNS the hair out and I don't know about you but I'd rather not have that get anywhere near my girly bits. It just sounds painful.


Also I have a couple mutant double hairs. Am I cool yet?? :D
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So I'm a virgin and plan to be until married, but I feel awkward about the whole hair subject.
My legs are all but hairless, but when I do need to shave I use hair removal cream stuff. I'm sixteen and have never shaved and honestly I'm not sure if I would know how to. :oops:
So I've never shaved or anything down there and not sure if I should do so every now and then, it's not like I'm having sex but still.

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Don't worry about it too much, try it out if you want to, it'll grow back afterwards. On how to shave your legs, couldn't you ask a friend or your mom or something?

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I don't have any friends that close, I'm not very open with people. Plus most of the friends I do have are guys.
And I can't really talk to my parents about anything at all.
I don't even have a razor, although maybe now that I have my license I can go out and buy stuff myself without having to try to go through my parents first.

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I used to wax my monobrow.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Exeres wrote:I used to wax my monobrow.
I should wax mine sometime soon. When people start going "HAHA UNIBROW" it's time to wax/shave your unibrow.
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Ablu2 wrote:
Exeres wrote:I used to wax my monobrow.
I should wax mine sometime soon. When people start going "HAHA UNIBROW" it's time to wax/shave your unibrow.
Actually, it was people like that that made me say fuck it and stop paying someone to remove hair that's going to come back anyway.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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The first time I had it waxed, I was at the barbers and the guy finished cutting my hair, and was like "You know, you are a handsome young man, but we need to do something about that unibrow.".
He immediately threw hot wax on my unibrow and ripped it off. Fun times.
Also it was free.
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