1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Nachalnik]

period hasn't been this heavy in years

i have to change every two hours

fuck

[Crushter]

WHY DO I COME IN THIS THREAD

It's always periods

[Syobon]

And fapping. Don't forget the fapping.

[hotb]

Sometimes I like to comine the two and come blood.

[Nachalnik]

I saw this baby in a pram the other day.

I nearly cried there and then.

[vealin99]

my penis got caught in the zipper...

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

[Nachalnik]

oh god! how does that even happen?

[The Willow Witch]

My friend Seb and I were talking about shaving down in the private parts. He said it would really suck if you accidently casterated yourself while doing it.

Hell just geting a paper cut down there sounds painful as hell to me.

[shazza]

How on earth does he think he'll manage to castrate himself with a tiny half a cm wide blade

[Syobon]

I don't think it's possible to castrate yourself while shaving unless that's what you're actually trying to do. You can cut yourself and that'll hurt like a bitch, but serious injury isn't really an issue.


Ninja'd

[[Insert Fail]]

Shavin' is nice and if minor cuts happen they're really not noticeable, unless you really dug in and got a chunk of skin out.

[Chloemew]

Guhhhhhh painnnn. I think it's trapped wind or something. Combined with pre-period pains, it's not fun. x_o

[Explotaro]

My nuts are cramped up for whatever reason.
Also I can feel the cramp pain in my anus? What?

[Dragoon]

So...your anus is sore?

[Sollix]

They're quite close, So I'm not really suprised you can feel that cramp elsewhere. Not much is seperating them, Considering the muscles are connected.