1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Valbrandur]

That would be Ron Jeremy's sperm, Ame.

[Syobon]

Well, you can't expect those astronauts to just abstain for half a year, can you?

[Trygve]

It would be unhealthy of them not to.

[Nachalnik]

can't hardly drink less than a class of milk without being sick

fml

also my knees are gone so i can't bend down to pick anything up. and with my luck i dropped sooo many things today. good luck i can pick most stuff up with my feet.

[Sloth]

I decide to go to bed without fapping last night

Wet dream. >:I

[Exeres]

I decide to go to bed without fapping last night

Wet dream. >:I

The best dreams.

[Riku]

Was it about me, Sloth? ~~~~

[Vax]

Nope sorry, Me.
You'll get your chance one day Riku be patient.

[Riku]

But but but
I dun wanna be patient.

[Trygve]

>Implying it wasn't me.

[Riku]

It's kind of a given that you're involved, Trygve. You are our Scandinavian sex god, after all.

[Trygve]

All our gods are fertility and sex gods. If I weren't I would be hipster.

[Chekt]

Ugh, I can tell that today is going to be one of those days where my cock is just like...kinda hard. I think it's called a chubby or something? I dunno.

Point is my dick is going to be really noticeable.
Time to show it off proudly.

[Valbrandur]

Who knows, some may like it.

[Avengifier]

I think I'm going to throw up today.