AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:29 pm**

Have my window open since it's a nice day and I just burped and my neighbor heard it outside my window. He gave me an 8.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:32 pm**

Try for a 9.8 next time Darky.
Because theres always room for improvment.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:38 pm**

Every month it seems my cramps get worse and worse when my period starts.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:13 pm**

Lay down in the dark for an hour. Feel better. head still hurts a bit though

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:34 am**

I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:55 am**

Nachalnik wrote:I think I've started sweating in my sleep again

I hate that.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:28 am**

betrippin wrote:I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

its even worse when you moneyshot yourself

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:46 pm**

At least it's not in your eye. O.<

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:49 pm**

It always seems to get in my navel, and that's a bitch to clean out.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:11 pm**

my period started while i was shopping ;__; public toilets are up right on the top floor of the mall

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:22 pm**

My sister finally got her period, thank god. Oh man I am so relieved that she's not pregnant.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:27 pm**

Yay!

No preggers!

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:06 pm**

betrippin wrote:I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

Oh god what.

You see, this is why I use a sock.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:09 pm**

I shot it onto my moniter once

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:12 pm**

Probably launched from a shuttle occupied of lonely, lonely astronauts

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