1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:29 pm

Have my window open since it's a nice day and I just burped and my neighbor heard it outside my window. He gave me an 8.

Sollix · Post by **Sollix** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:32 pm

Try for a 9.8 next time Darky.
Because theres always room for improvment.

Anna-aurion · Post by **Anna-aurion** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:38 pm

Every month it seems my cramps get worse and worse when my period starts.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:13 pm

Lay down in the dark for an hour. Feel better. head still hurts a bit though

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:34 am

I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:55 am

Nachalnik wrote:I think I've started sweating in my sleep again

I hate that.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:28 am

betrippin wrote:I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

its even worse when you moneyshot yourself

Kierou · Post by **Kierou** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:46 pm

At least it's not in your eye. O.<

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:49 pm

It always seems to get in my navel, and that's a bitch to clean out.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:11 pm

my period started while i was shopping ;__; public toilets are up right on the top floor of the mall

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:22 pm

My sister finally got her period, thank god. Oh man I am so relieved that she's not pregnant.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:27 pm

Yay!

No preggers!

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:06 pm

betrippin wrote:I ejaculated so hard it shot into my hair

fellsbadman

Oh god what.

You see, this is why I use a sock.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:09 pm

I shot it onto my moniter once

Lotharu · Post by **Lotharu** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:12 pm

Probably launched from a shuttle occupied of lonely, lonely astronauts

AWKWARD ZOMBIE